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The Comedian

It said "inbreeding" and "crystal meth." So why don't you change your name tosomething...

It said "inbreeding" and "crystal meth." So why don't you change your name to
something more pleasant like Somalia?

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It said "inbreeding" and "crystal meth."
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So why don't you change your name to something more pleasant like Somalia?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:00
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
Jakov Berkowitz. Yeah. That's right. It's that big, girls. - The Comedian 00:07
Jakov Berkowitz. Yeah. That's right. It's that big...
I mean, even the Jewish kids beat me up with a name like that. - The Comedian 00:06
I mean, even the Jewish kids beat me up with a name like tha...
Can I help you all with something, huh? Huh? - The Comedian 00:05
Can I help you all with something, huh? Huh?
Hey, come on, don't get sad. I'm just breaking your balls. - The Comedian 00:05
Hey, come on, don't get sad. I'm just breaking you...
You're getting married to one dick for the rest of your life. - The Comedian 00:05
You're getting married to one dick for the rest of your...
Oh, my God, Jackie. You shouldn't do marriage jokes. - The Comedian 00:05
Oh, my God, Jackie. You shouldn't do marriage jokes.
It's not about you, you selfish bastard. It's about them. - The Comedian 00:06
It's not about you, you selfish bastard. It's abou...
Marriage will suck every speck of life out of your soul... - The Comedian 00:07
Marriage will suck every speck of life out of your soul...
...until there's nothing left but one big, giant, festering sore. - The Comedian 00:07
...until there's nothing left but one big, giant, feste...
It's not just me. I don't think humans were meant to be married. - The Comedian 00:05
It's not just me. I don't think humans were meant ...
I'm late, my dog's like, "Hey, Jackie, no big deal." - The Comedian 00:09
I'm late, my dog's like, "Hey, Jackie, no big...
I gotta lose some weight. It's all right." - The Comedian 00:06
I gotta lose some weight. It's all right."
Enough of this "dog" shit! Come on, do "Eddie." - The Comedian 00:07
Enough of this "dog" shit! Come on, do "Eddie...
Yeah. No. I didn't come here to hear new shit. - The Comedian 00:05
Yeah. No. I didn't come here to hear new shit.
- I came to see Eddie. - Shut up. - The Comedian 00:05
- I came to see Eddie. - Shut up.
- ..luring kids into a windowless van? - Hodor! - The Comedian 00:05
- ..luring kids into a windowless van? - Hodor!
...but you chose to beg drunken strangers for love and attention. - The Comedian 00:06
...but you chose to beg drunken strangers for love and atten...
Just try to make everyone happy, so you can go home and jerk off. - The Comedian 00:06
Just try to make everyone happy, so you can go home and jerk...
Can someone do me a favor, get a drink for this guy... - The Comedian 00:05
Can someone do me a favor, get a drink for this guy...
- Bullshit. You getting this, Amy? - I don't want that shit in our webisode. - The Comedian 00:05
- Bullshit. You getting this, Amy? - I don't want that ...