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Like a hemorrhoidal donut? - Get Jackie a Chivas on the rocks
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The Comedian

Like a hemorrhoidal donut?- Get Jackie a Chivas on the rocks

Like a hemorrhoidal donut?
- Get Jackie a Chivas on the rocks

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- Like a hemorrhoidal donut? - Get Jackie a Chivas on the rocks.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:39
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
Because he's out of control. Too much baggage. - The Comedian 00:06
Because he's out of control. Too much baggage.
On my way up there, I saw a group of cops, six of them, on horses. - The Comedian 00:07
On my way up there, I saw a group of cops, six of them, on h...
Because every time I see them, they're like: - The Comedian 00:18
Because every time I see them, they're like:
And I think immigration is fucking crazy. - The Comedian 00:05
And I think immigration is fucking crazy.
...just so your offspring would have more opportunities? - The Comedian 00:06
...just so your offspring would have more opportunities?
I'm Puerto Rican, which means I'm a Mexican with papers. - The Comedian 00:06
I'm Puerto Rican, which means I'm a Mexican with p...
I was a teenage-pregnancy case. That's how we do it in my family. - The Comedian 00:05
I was a teenage-pregnancy case. That's how we do it in ...
I love New York City, but there's some attitude here. A little attitude. - The Comedian 00:06
I love New York City, but there's some attitude here. A...
I don't know. It's a great city, but, come on... - The Comedian 00:06
I don't know. It's a great city, but, come on...
...the greatest city in the world? It's the only place I've ever been-- - The Comedian 00:12
...the greatest city in the world? It's the only place ...
Oh, I just improv'd that. I didn't mean to get blue. - The Comedian 00:06
Oh, I just improv'd that. I didn't mean to get blu...
We like to think RAW TV is the progressive alternative to networks. - The Comedian 00:06
We like to think RAW TV is the progressive alternative to ne...
She lost me when she said, "We like to think." - The Comedian 00:06
She lost me when she said, "We like to think."
Scared to Death is the most-watched new show on basic cable. - The Comedian 00:06
Scared to Death is the most-watched new show on basic cable.
No. Raw as in "rough." - The Comedian 00:06
No. Raw as in "rough."
Scared to Death. Maybe I should've worn my Halloween costume. - The Comedian 00:06
Scared to Death. Maybe I should've worn my Halloween co...
Eddie's serving a 15-year sentence for beating a heckler to death. - The Comedian 00:06
Eddie's serving a 15-year sentence for beating a heckle...
He runs everything. He runs the drugs, sex, extortion, everything. - The Comedian 00:06
He runs everything. He runs the drugs, sex, extortion, every...
And then the other gang leaders, the Crips, the Bloods, the Aryan Nation... - The Comedian 00:06
And then the other gang leaders, the Crips, the Bloods, the ...
It's like Breaking Bad on acid, but funny. - The Comedian 00:06
It's like Breaking Bad on acid, but funny.