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Oh, my God, Jackie. You shouldn't do marriage jokes
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The Comedian

Oh, my God, Jackie.You shouldn't do marriage jokes

Oh, my God, Jackie.
You shouldn't do marriage jokes

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Oh, my God, Jackie. You shouldn't do marriage jokes.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:07
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
It's not about you, you selfish bastard. It's about them. - The Comedian 00:06
It's not about you, you selfish bastard. It's abou...
Marriage will suck every speck of life out of your soul... - The Comedian 00:07
Marriage will suck every speck of life out of your soul...
...until there's nothing left but one big, giant, festering sore. - The Comedian 00:07
...until there's nothing left but one big, giant, feste...
It's not just me. I don't think humans were meant to be married. - The Comedian 00:05
It's not just me. I don't think humans were meant ...
I'm late, my dog's like, "Hey, Jackie, no big deal." - The Comedian 00:09
I'm late, my dog's like, "Hey, Jackie, no big...
I gotta lose some weight. It's all right." - The Comedian 00:06
I gotta lose some weight. It's all right."
Enough of this "dog" shit! Come on, do "Eddie." - The Comedian 00:07
Enough of this "dog" shit! Come on, do "Eddie...
Yeah. No. I didn't come here to hear new shit. - The Comedian 00:05
Yeah. No. I didn't come here to hear new shit.
- I came to see Eddie. - Shut up. - The Comedian 00:05
- I came to see Eddie. - Shut up.
- ..luring kids into a windowless van? - Hodor! - The Comedian 00:05
- ..luring kids into a windowless van? - Hodor!
...but you chose to beg drunken strangers for love and attention. - The Comedian 00:06
...but you chose to beg drunken strangers for love and atten...
Just try to make everyone happy, so you can go home and jerk off. - The Comedian 00:06
Just try to make everyone happy, so you can go home and jerk...
Can someone do me a favor, get a drink for this guy... - The Comedian 00:05
Can someone do me a favor, get a drink for this guy...
- Bullshit. You getting this, Amy? - I don't want that shit in our webisode. - The Comedian 00:05
- Bullshit. You getting this, Amy? - I don't want that ...
- Webisode 19. - What you doing? Are you taping me? - The Comedian 00:05
- Webisode 19. - What you doing? Are you taping me?
Oh, shit! Baby! - The Comedian 00:05
Oh, shit! Baby!
What is wrong with you? You crazy bastard! - The Comedian 00:05
What is wrong with you? You crazy bastard!
And I'm here to take you down. - The Comedian 00:17
And I'm here to take you down.
Mr. Berkowitz warned Mr. Severin several times to desist, and he refused. - The Comedian 00:08
Mr. Berkowitz warned Mr. Severin several times to desist, an...
- Wanna go joke to joke with me? - Let go of the mic. - The Comedian 00:08
- Wanna go joke to joke with me? - Let go of the mic.