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The Comedian

So you wanna stay and haveThanksgiving dinner after we close?

So you wanna stay and have
Thanksgiving dinner after we close?

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So you wanna stay and have Thanksgiving dinner after we close?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:49
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
Not really. I have an excuse though, and I'll tell you what it is. - The Comedian 00:06
Not really. I have an excuse though, and I'll tell you ...
I'm working at the mission. Double the hours off my sentence for Thanksgiving. - The Comedian 00:06
I'm working at the mission. Double the hours off my sen...
God forbid you do it because it's nice. - The Comedian 00:05
God forbid you do it because it's nice.
Oh she hates me No she doesn't hate you - The Comedian 00:09
Oh she hates me No she doesn't hate you
You were never married to any of them long enough to meet me. - The Comedian 00:05
You were never married to any of them long enough to meet me...
I don't even remember. I'm so exhausted. - The Comedian 00:05
I don't even remember. I'm so exhausted.
Five thousand. No big deal. You know you'll get it back. - The Comedian 00:06
Five thousand. No big deal. You know you'll get it back...
My daughter idolizes her famous uncle. - The Comedian 00:06
My daughter idolizes her famous uncle.
Growing up... - The Comedian 00:10
Growing up...
Chris Rock, what the fuck are you doing here? - The Comedian 00:05
Chris Rock, what the fuck are you doing here?
They couldn't fly, and "gobble-gobble" was Puritan for "blowjob." - The Comedian 00:10
They couldn't fly, and "gobble-gobble" was Pu...
They were with cranberry sauce and gravy and potatoes... - The Comedian 00:05
They were with cranberry sauce and gravy and potatoes...
They were like, "What are they doing? They're eating our fuck birds." - The Comedian 00:08
They were like, "What are they doing? They're eati...
...that the turkeys tasted even better than going down on their wives! - The Comedian 00:08
...that the turkeys tasted even better than going down on th...
The Puritans stopped fucking the turkeys and started fucking the Indians instead. - The Comedian 00:06
The Puritans stopped fucking the turkeys and started fucking...
You really are a piece of shit, you know that, George? - The Comedian 00:05
You really are a piece of shit, you know that, George?
I didn't it throw at her. I threw it at you, and she stepped in the way. - The Comedian 00:06
I didn't it throw at her. I threw it at you, and she st...
Are you with her? You're not with her. You're not with her. - The Comedian 00:06
Are you with her? You're not with her. You're not ...
Fuck you, George. Well, fuck you, then! - The Comedian 00:05
Fuck you, George. Well, fuck you, then!
No. I am taking the high road right now. - The Comedian 00:05
No. I am taking the high road right now.