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The Comedian

That he's here todayafter way too many years

that he's here today
after way too many years

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...that he's here today after way too many years.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:49
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
So please give a warm welcome to my Uncle Jackie. - The Comedian 00:06
So please give a warm welcome to my Uncle Jackie.
To say a few words. Jackie Burke! - The Comedian 00:05
To say a few words. Jackie Burke!
You know, it's a-- - The Comedian 00:08
You know, it's a--
What the fuck is this place anyway? The Titanic? What is this? - The Comedian 00:05
What the fuck is this place anyway? The Titanic? What is thi...
And I wanna thank-- - The Comedian 00:07
And I wanna thank--
Most of whom I hoped were dead. - The Comedian 00:05
Most of whom I hoped were dead.
You know, I had a troubled childhood. - The Comedian 00:05
You know, I had a troubled childhood.
My father molested my little brother, and the bastard never even touched me. - The Comedian 00:06
My father molested my little brother, and the bastard never ...
Do you know what it's like growing up feeling unwanted? - The Comedian 00:05
Do you know what it's like growing up feeling unwanted?
Knowing that your father doesn't find you attractive enough to fondle? - The Comedian 00:06
Knowing that your father doesn't find you attractive en...
Would it have been so terrible if he just played with my dick a little? - The Comedian 00:06
Would it have been so terrible if he just played with my dic...
He didn't do anything. I felt terrible. I was so rejected. Anyway.... - The Comedian 00:06
He didn't do anything. I felt terrible. I was so reject...
I know we're supposed to pretend there's nothing wrong or unusual... - The Comedian 00:05
I know we're supposed to pretend there's nothing w...
...about this event tonight, just another middle-class Jewish wedding. Right? - The Comedian 00:06
...about this event tonight, just another middle-class Jewis...
So can I address the 800-pound gorilla in the room? - The Comedian 00:06
So can I address the 800-pound gorilla in the room?
Can't be Jimmy's fault. What have you done to my poor little brother? - The Comedian 00:05
Can't be Jimmy's fault. What have you done to my p...
He was 6 feet tall when you got married. - The Comedian 00:06
He was 6 feet tall when you got married.
...to be a Jewish American princess, you didn't even notice... - The Comedian 00:06
...to be a Jewish American princess, you didn't even no...
...that she was turning out to be a Jewish American prince. - The Comedian 00:05
...that she was turning out to be a Jewish American prince.
- The shame that she brought all of us... - Will you stop this? - The Comedian 00:05
- The shame that she brought all of us... - Will you stop th...