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The Comedian

This is the worst day ever.This is the shittiest day ever

This is the worst day ever.
This is the shittiest day ever

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This is the worst day ever. This is the shittiest day ever.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:05
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
I don't need-- I'm-- - The Comedian 00:11
I don't need-- I'm--
What, like a date? No, I'm not going on a date with you. - The Comedian 00:05
What, like a date? No, I'm not going on a date with you...
We can call it a date, or it'll be an appointment, doesn't matter. - The Comedian 00:05
We can call it a date, or it'll be an appointment, does...
- That's not what I wanna do. - I'm not asking you to sleep with me. - The Comedian 00:05
- That's not what I wanna do. - I'm not asking you...
My life is going great right now, so I don't know if you think... - The Comedian 00:05
My life is going great right now, so I don't know if yo...
...my life isn't going great because I am fine. I'm perfectly fine. - The Comedian 00:06
...my life isn't going great because I am fine. I'...
So I don't need you telling me that my life isn't going great... - The Comedian 00:06
So I don't need you telling me that my life isn't ...
...and make sure that I have time. If I do, then maybe I'll go. - The Comedian 00:05
...and make sure that I have time. If I do, then maybe I...
So I'll check and see if I'm free, then I'll meet you upstairs after work. - The Comedian 00:06
So I'll check and see if I'm free, then I'll ...
I'll be on the ground over there. Wake me up. Make sure you wake me up. - The Comedian 00:06
I'll be on the ground over there. Wake me up. Make sure...
...even when they're saying something positive? "It's gorgeous outside." - The Comedian 00:11
...even when they're saying something positive? "I...
I went to visit my grandmother recently, and all these old Jewish women... - The Comedian 00:05
I went to visit my grandmother recently, and all these old J...
...sit around and play mah-jongg and all sound like little bees when they talk. - The Comedian 00:05
...sit around and play mah-jongg and all sound like little b...
Anyway, so I go to find her, and she's not there and I go up to her friend Rona... - The Comedian 00:07
Anyway, so I go to find her, and she's not there and I ...
...and I said, "Rona, do you know where my grandmother is?" - The Comedian 00:15
...and I said, "Rona, do you know where my grandmother ...
...I walk away, and I hear her yell out in the middle of the card room: - The Comedian 00:16
...I walk away, and I hear her yell out in the middle of the...
It's Jackie Burke. Jackie Burke's in the crowd. - The Comedian 00:06
It's Jackie Burke. Jackie Burke's in the crowd.
That is-- I have not seen you in so long. - The Comedian 00:06
That is-- I have not seen you in so long.
Isn't it adorable when celebrities bring their hookers to the club? - The Comedian 00:06
Isn't it adorable when celebrities bring their hookers ...
I tasted ass cream, and it is so delicious. - The Comedian 00:06
I tasted ass cream, and it is so delicious.