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The Comedian

What are you doing?- I'm sorry-- I-- Why are you standing there,listening to a private...

What are you doing?
- I'm sorry-- I-- Why are you standing there,
listening to a private conversation?

Full Transcript

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- What are you doing? - I'm sorry-- I--
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Why are you standing there, listening to a private conversation?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:08
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
They asked me to come up to have you sign this for my hours. - The Comedian 00:05
They asked me to come up to have you sign this for my hours.
Believe me. I will not say a thing. I just don't wanna be that guy George. - The Comedian 00:05
Believe me. I will not say a thing. I just don't wanna ...
My dad used to love your TV show We've watched every episode - The Comedian 00:10
My dad used to love your TV show We've watched every...
- Ah. What's your name? - Harmony Schiltz. - The Comedian 00:06
- Ah. What's your name? - Harmony Schiltz.
- Ha, ha. Yeah. - It's always nice to see women laugh. - The Comedian 00:05
- Ha, ha. Yeah. - It's always nice to see women laugh.
Once you can make a woman laugh - The Comedian 00:08
Once you can make a woman laugh
Ladies and gentlemen... - The Comedian 00:24
Ladies and gentlemen...
- Gonna really do a cool one for you. - Gonna really do a cool one for you. - The Comedian 00:12
- Gonna really do a cool one for you. - Gonna really do a co...
- Like a hemorrhoidal donut? - Get Jackie a Chivas on the rocks. - The Comedian 00:05
- Like a hemorrhoidal donut? - Get Jackie a Chivas on the ro...
Because he's out of control. Too much baggage. - The Comedian 00:06
Because he's out of control. Too much baggage.
On my way up there, I saw a group of cops, six of them, on horses. - The Comedian 00:07
On my way up there, I saw a group of cops, six of them, on h...
Because every time I see them, they're like: - The Comedian 00:18
Because every time I see them, they're like:
And I think immigration is fucking crazy. - The Comedian 00:05
And I think immigration is fucking crazy.
...just so your offspring would have more opportunities? - The Comedian 00:06
...just so your offspring would have more opportunities?
I'm Puerto Rican, which means I'm a Mexican with papers. - The Comedian 00:06
I'm Puerto Rican, which means I'm a Mexican with p...
I was a teenage-pregnancy case. That's how we do it in my family. - The Comedian 00:05
I was a teenage-pregnancy case. That's how we do it in ...
I love New York City, but there's some attitude here. A little attitude. - The Comedian 00:06
I love New York City, but there's some attitude here. A...
I don't know. It's a great city, but, come on... - The Comedian 00:06
I don't know. It's a great city, but, come on...
...the greatest city in the world? It's the only place I've ever been-- - The Comedian 00:12
...the greatest city in the world? It's the only place ...
Oh, I just improv'd that. I didn't mean to get blue. - The Comedian 00:06
Oh, I just improv'd that. I didn't mean to get blu...