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Where's your drink? This is so weird. - Hey, where's my viral video?
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The Comedian

Where's your drink? This is so weird.- Hey, where's my viral video?

Where's your drink? This is so weird.
- Hey, where's my viral video?

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- Where's your drink? This is so weird. - Hey, where's my viral video?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:48:28
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
...all I wanna hear you talk about is Slinkys and kazoos, and that's it. - The Comedian 00:06
...all I wanna hear you talk about is Slinkys and kazoos, an...
Are you guys ready for your next comedian? Make some noise. - The Comedian 00:05
Are you guys ready for your next comedian? Make some noise.
You guys are a beautiful crowd. We have a surprise guest for tonight. - The Comedian 00:05
You guys are a beautiful crowd. We have a surprise guest for...
You might have seen him on RAW TV, snapping and telling them to fuck off. - The Comedian 00:06
You might have seen him on RAW TV, snapping and telling them...
Please welcome to the stage the great Jackie Burke, everybody. - The Comedian 00:05
Please welcome to the stage the great Jackie Burke, everybod...
Yeah, give it up for Hannibal Buress. - The Comedian 00:06
Yeah, give it up for Hannibal Buress.
Jackie, Jackie, Jackie. - The Comedian 00:10
Jackie, Jackie, Jackie.
Okay, Jackie. You're finally working at the Comedy Cellar again. - The Comedian 00:05
Okay, Jackie. You're finally working at the Comedy Cell...
Don't attack anyone physically unless they really, really deserve it. - The Comedian 00:06
Don't attack anyone physically unless they really, real...
Well, looks like all my ex-wives were wrong. - The Comedian 00:05
Well, looks like all my ex-wives were wrong.
Oh, you know what? I forgot. I'm gonna be a dad. - The Comedian 00:06
Oh, you know what? I forgot. I'm gonna be a dad.
You don't have to applaud. I know I'm fucking old. - The Comedian 00:06
You don't have to applaud. I know I'm fucking old.
Before my sperm leaves my balls, it has to stop and ask directions. - The Comedian 00:05
Before my sperm leaves my balls, it has to stop and ask dire...
Boy, you guys are great. It's nice to be in front of a young crowd like this. - The Comedian 00:06
Boy, you guys are great. It's nice to be in front of a ...
- How much do you pay? - I don't know-- You? I.... - The Comedian 00:06
- How much do you pay? - I don't know-- You? I....
Our next very, very talented youngster we have is, Miss Ralli Berkowitz. - The Comedian 00:08
Our next very, very talented youngster we have is, Miss Rall...
So, what's the deal with chores and allowances? - The Comedian 00:05
So, what's the deal with chores and allowances?
I turn 8, and my mom says: - The Comedian 00:08
I turn 8, and my mom says:
...wash the dishes and clean the cat's litter box." - The Comedian 00:10
...wash the dishes and clean the cat's litter box."...
I go to our neighbor's house, and I say: - The Comedian 00:08
I go to our neighbor's house, and I say: