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The Comedian

Would it have been so terribleif he just played with my dick a little?

Would it have been so terrible
if he just played with my dick a little?

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Would it have been so terrible if he just played with my dick a little?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:22
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
He didn't do anything. I felt terrible. I was so rejected. Anyway.... - The Comedian 00:06
He didn't do anything. I felt terrible. I was so reject...
I know we're supposed to pretend there's nothing wrong or unusual... - The Comedian 00:05
I know we're supposed to pretend there's nothing w...
...about this event tonight, just another middle-class Jewish wedding. Right? - The Comedian 00:06
...about this event tonight, just another middle-class Jewis...
So can I address the 800-pound gorilla in the room? - The Comedian 00:06
So can I address the 800-pound gorilla in the room?
Can't be Jimmy's fault. What have you done to my poor little brother? - The Comedian 00:05
Can't be Jimmy's fault. What have you done to my p...
He was 6 feet tall when you got married. - The Comedian 00:06
He was 6 feet tall when you got married.
...to be a Jewish American princess, you didn't even notice... - The Comedian 00:06
...to be a Jewish American princess, you didn't even no...
...that she was turning out to be a Jewish American prince. - The Comedian 00:05
...that she was turning out to be a Jewish American prince.
- The shame that she brought all of us... - Will you stop this? - The Comedian 00:05
- The shame that she brought all of us... - Will you stop th...
...down at the mission, for the homeless. - The Comedian 00:05
...down at the mission, for the homeless.
...a very thoughtful, a very useful gift: - The Comedian 00:07
...a very thoughtful, a very useful gift:
- Thanks, boys. Give them a hand. - Disgusting. - The Comedian 00:05
- Thanks, boys. Give them a hand. - Disgusting.
Uncle Jackie would've added a dash and a splash of his own... - The Comedian 00:05
Uncle Jackie would've added a dash and a splash of his ...
...but that would be incest, and incest, you know, is even worse than being gay. - The Comedian 00:08
...but that would be incest, and incest, you know, is even w...
Apparently, Brittany and I share the same weakness... - The Comedian 00:05
Apparently, Brittany and I share the same weakness...
And yet she turned out to be so normal and I turned out to be so fucked up. - The Comedian 00:07
And yet she turned out to be so normal and I turned out to b...
...I never found a love and happiness... - The Comedian 00:06
...I never found a love and happiness...
Come on. Let's make a run for it before they lynch us. - The Comedian 00:05
Come on. Let's make a run for it before they lynch us.
Takes a dump at our kid's wedding, and that's all you're gonna say? - The Comedian 00:05
Takes a dump at our kid's wedding, and that's all ...
What do you want me to say? We let him up there. You know what he does. - The Comedian 00:06
What do you want me to say? We let him up there. You know wh...