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The Comedian

Wow! I thought having crabs was bad

Wow! I thought having crabs was bad

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Wow! I thought having crabs was bad.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
01:42:32
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
I'm not as much of a man as you are, Mark. I've gotta hand it to you. - The Comedian 00:05
I'm not as much of a man as you are, Mark. I've go...
Oh, first bite. Let's hope those other mudbugs don't catch on. - The Comedian 00:05
Oh, first bite. Let's hope those other mudbugs don'...
You're almost there, Mark. Keep it going. Think of the money. - The Comedian 00:06
You're almost there, Mark. Keep it going. Think of the ...
Oh.... Honey, it's okay. I know. - The Comedian 00:06
Oh.... Honey, it's okay. I know.
But for me, I'd rather have Stevie Wonder shave my balls... - The Comedian 00:05
But for me, I'd rather have Stevie Wonder shave my ball...
...with a fucking butcher knife than be part of this fucking reality show. - The Comedian 00:05
...with a fucking butcher knife than be part of this fucking...
This is Jackie Burke saying "uncle," and RAW TV, you can go fuck yourself. - The Comedian 00:07
This is Jackie Burke saying "uncle," and RAW TV, y...
I'm keeping the Safari jacket, in case I ever get booked in Africa. - The Comedian 00:05
I'm keeping the Safari jacket, in case I ever get booke...
You know, my kid, he's over 6 feet tall. I hardly ever hear from him. - The Comedian 00:06
You know, my kid, he's over 6 feet tall. I hardly ever ...
- But all of the stages are beautiful. - Yeah. - The Comedian 00:05
- But all of the stages are beautiful. - Yeah.
Look, I just wanted to talk to you. - The Comedian 00:05
Look, I just wanted to talk to you.
I was gonna call you, but it was-- - The Comedian 00:06
I was gonna call you, but it was--
So I just decided to come here, and I wanna give you this. - The Comedian 00:06
So I just decided to come here, and I wanna give you this.
It's a bunch of mementos, family photographs, my family. - The Comedian 00:07
It's a bunch of mementos, family photographs, my family...
...he or she would want to know things about... - The Comedian 00:06
...he or she would want to know things about...
If you don't, I won't like that, but I'll have to accept it. - The Comedian 00:05
If you don't, I won't like that, but I'll hav...
But I'm there. I want you to know, I'm there for you, for the kid. - The Comedian 00:06
But I'm there. I want you to know, I'm there for y...
That's the most important thing I want you to know. - The Comedian 00:05
That's the most important thing I want you to know.
I care about you a lot. You know that. - The Comedian 00:05
I care about you a lot. You know that.
Estee, why are you being so nice to me? There's something wrong. - The Comedian 00:05
Estee, why are you being so nice to me? There's somethi...