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The Comedian

Yeah. No. I didn't come hereto hear new shit

Yeah. No. I didn't come here
to hear new shit

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Yeah. No. I didn't come here to hear new shit.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:10
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
- I came to see Eddie. - Shut up. - The Comedian 00:05
- I came to see Eddie. - Shut up.
- ..luring kids into a windowless van? - Hodor! - The Comedian 00:05
- ..luring kids into a windowless van? - Hodor!
...but you chose to beg drunken strangers for love and attention. - The Comedian 00:06
...but you chose to beg drunken strangers for love and atten...
Just try to make everyone happy, so you can go home and jerk off. - The Comedian 00:06
Just try to make everyone happy, so you can go home and jerk...
Can someone do me a favor, get a drink for this guy... - The Comedian 00:05
Can someone do me a favor, get a drink for this guy...
- Bullshit. You getting this, Amy? - I don't want that shit in our webisode. - The Comedian 00:05
- Bullshit. You getting this, Amy? - I don't want that ...
- Webisode 19. - What you doing? Are you taping me? - The Comedian 00:05
- Webisode 19. - What you doing? Are you taping me?
Oh, shit! Baby! - The Comedian 00:05
Oh, shit! Baby!
What is wrong with you? You crazy bastard! - The Comedian 00:05
What is wrong with you? You crazy bastard!
And I'm here to take you down. - The Comedian 00:17
And I'm here to take you down.
Mr. Berkowitz warned Mr. Severin several times to desist, and he refused. - The Comedian 00:08
Mr. Berkowitz warned Mr. Severin several times to desist, an...
- Wanna go joke to joke with me? - Let go of the mic. - The Comedian 00:08
- Wanna go joke to joke with me? - Let go of the mic.
With a strong public apology and substantial community service. - The Comedian 00:05
With a strong public apology and substantial community servi...
- Jakob Berkowitz, please rise. - Jakob Berkowitz... - The Comedian 00:05
- Jakob Berkowitz, please rise. - Jakob Berkowitz...
It is in the judgment of this court that you serve 100 hours of community service. - The Comedian 00:06
It is in the judgment of this court that you serve 100 hours...
"I admit to assault and battery on Mr. Severin." - The Comedian 00:07
"I admit to assault and battery on Mr. Severin."
...and I will aggressively take steps to ensure that it will never happen again. - The Comedian 00:06
...and I will aggressively take steps to ensure that it will...
"I also apologize to the court and to my fans." - The Comedian 00:09
"I also apologize to the court and to my fans."
Come on, he can do better than that. This is insulting. I'm hurt. - The Comedian 00:06
Come on, he can do better than that. This is insulting. I�...
Excuse me, Your Honor, but I think the defendant can do better than that. - The Comedian 00:06
Excuse me, Your Honor, but I think the defendant can do bett...