Bye, bye!

Waitress:

Do you have those clean glasses? Swanson:
[doesn't answer, looks her up and down] Waitress:
...I'm sorry, are you deaf? Swanson:
[covering his nose]
Oh, God, your fucking breath, it smells like this dirty, this, oh-I can't tell if it's the trash here, or your breath. Waitress:
There was something I was meaning to ask you, have you tried using the dish soap to clean out your asshole? Swanson:
Yeah, I use it all the time. Waitress:
Because you stink. Swanson:
[gesturing to the sink]
I actually, this is where I shower, I shower, I put my head in here... Waitress:
Oh really, you can fit in there? Swanson:
Yeah. Oh you know what Rodrigo was asking me about, uh, making some bread, and I guess they're out of yeast, so they were wondering if they could use, uh, some of the yeast from your vagina, 'cause I notice how infected it gets? Waitress:
Yeah, he spoke to me about that, and I directed him to, uh, ask you about your dick cheese. See if that would maybe help. Swanson:
Oh, wow. So good, so funny! You're so funny! Waitress:
You are! You are! Swanson:
I didn't realize you were so funny! Waitress:
I didn't realize you were! Swanson:
...you know I'm a convicted rapist, right? They told you that? Waitress:
No. Swanson:
Oh really, I thought they were supposed to let all the employees know about that. Waitress:
No, they didn't tell me. Swanson:
Yeah, I rape anything I can get my hands on. Alright? Waitress:
Mm-hm. Swanson:
[getting the glasses]
Are these for you? Waitress:
Thank you. Swanson:
Okay, great, good luck! Waitress:
Bye, bye!