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"The Comedy of Terrors" quotes

The Comedy of Terrors poster
Dishonest undertaker Waldo Trumbull and his sidekick Felix Gillie are creating their own customers when they cannot find willing ones.

Director: Jacques Tourneur
Writer: Richard Matheson, Elsie Lee
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, horror
Year: 1963
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 22 Jan 1964
Awards: N/A

42 video clips

Felix GillieWaldo TrumbullAmos HinchleyJohn F. Black, Esq.Amaryllis TrumbullMrs. Phipps
What if I tell them the truth - The Comedy of Terrors 00:37 What if I tell them the truth And so my friends we find ourselves gathered round the bier of Mrs - The Comedy of Terrors 00:54 And so my friends we find ourselves gathered round the bier... Life's but a walking shadow - The Comedy of Terrors 00:26 Life's but a walking shadow Mr tremble Trumbull - The Comedy of Terrors 00:07 Mr tremble Trumbull What place is this - The Comedy of Terrors 00:05 What place is this Get outta here - The Comedy of Terrors 00:52 Get outta here It's a little better in the dark What is decapitation - The Comedy of Terrors 00:08 It's a little better in the dark What is decapitation Black Let me out of here - The Comedy of Terrors 00:15 Black Let me out of here Why did I ever escape from prison - The Comedy of Terrors 00:12 Why did I ever escape from prison He bit me The son of a bit me - The Comedy of Terrors 00:08 He bit me The son of a bit me Is there no morality left in this world - The Comedy of Terrors 00:07 Is there no morality left in this world To paraphrase the venerable adage - The Comedy of Terrors 00:13 To paraphrase the venerable adage I am afraid madam that he has made his final crossing to that stygian shore - The Comedy of Terrors 00:14 I am afraid madam that he has made his final crossing to... If my father chose to spend his hard earned profits - The Comedy of Terrors 00:13 If my father chose to spend his hard earned profits For a man in his condition he certainly has a lot of energy - The Comedy of Terrors 00:19 For a man in his condition he certainly has a lot of energy Just like a nightingale - The Comedy of Terrors 00:07 Just like a nightingale Having a little trouble mr gillie - The Comedy of Terrors 00:32 Having a little trouble mr gillie Allow me madam in this moment of your most desolate bereavement - The Comedy of Terrors 00:18 Allow me madam in this moment of your most desolate... I don't think he's quite dead enough yet to Bury - The Comedy of Terrors 00:15 I don't think he's quite dead enough yet to Bury What did you step in - The Comedy of Terrors 00:11 What did you step in What are you grinning about - The Comedy of Terrors 00:08 What are you grinning about Don't you think you've had eno Shut your mouth - The Comedy of Terrors 00:13 Don't you think you've had eno Shut your mouth I wish she would have picked another song - The Comedy of Terrors 00:10 I wish she would have picked another song Mr trumbull this man - The Comedy of Terrors 00:33 Mr trumbull this man Man If you could or would for one brief moment - The Comedy of Terrors 00:13 Man If you could or would for one brief moment I could have been the greatest opera singer in the world - The Comedy of Terrors 00:19 I could have been the greatest opera singer in the world We are not going to embalm him tonight - The Comedy of Terrors 00:08 We are not going to embalm him tonight My friends we have gathered ourselves together - The Comedy of Terrors 00:36 My friends we have gathered ourselves together You know I wonder what idiot - The Comedy of Terrors 00:15 You know I wonder what idiot Your mouth madam Shut it - The Comedy of Terrors 00:08 Your mouth madam Shut it There must be a little more honest way - The Comedy of Terrors 00:17 There must be a little more honest way I just thought Well don't - The Comedy of Terrors 00:14 I just thought Well don't Couldn't you find it in your heart to love me Waldo - The Comedy of Terrors 00:10 Couldn't you find it in your heart to love me Waldo You know the next time they catch me with these tools - The Comedy of Terrors 00:19 You know the next time they catch me with these tools Now you sit there mr gillie - The Comedy of Terrors 00:14 Now you sit there mr gillie Why did I ever escape from prison - The Comedy of Terrors 00:12 Why did I ever escape from prison Well if you can't lick 'em join 'em - The Comedy of Terrors 00:16 Well if you can't lick 'em join 'em What if the same thing happens that happened to us the other night - The Comedy of Terrors 00:33 What if the same thing happens that happened to us the other... Drunk again huh - The Comedy of Terrors 00:10 Drunk again huh What in the name of all that's holy is that thing - The Comedy of Terrors 00:35 What in the name of all that's holy is that thing My father had a thriving undertaking business - The Comedy of Terrors 00:09 My father had a thriving undertaking business No one in their right mind would be caught dead in that thing - The Comedy of Terrors 00:14 No one in their right mind would be caught dead in that...

Cast

Waldo Trumbull - Vincent Price
Felix Gillie - Peter Lorre
Amos Hinchley - Boris Karloff
Amaryllis Trumbull - Joyce Jameson
Cemetery Keeper - Joe E. Brown
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