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Oleg Lebedev:
[breaking the tension]
So... this little polar bear goes to his mother and says, "I'm a polar bear, right?" And she says, "Yes, of course." And the little polar bear says, "Okay, thanks." Oleg Lebedev:
The next day the little polar bear goes to his mother again and says, "Let me see if I got this right. You're a polar bear, right?" And she says, "Yes, of course." And the little polar bear says, "And Dad's a polar bear too, right?" And she says, "Yes, of course." And the little polar bear says, "Okay. Fine, just checking." Oleg Lebedev:
So the next day, the little polar bear goes to his mother again and says, "I just gotta be clear here. You're a polar bear, right?" And the mother says, "Yes." "And Dad's a polar bear, right?" And she says, "Yes." "That makes ME a polar bear, right?" And she says, "Yes." Oleg Lebedev:
Then the little polar bear says, "Then why am I so - " Anton Markov:
[interrupting]
" - So fucking cold" [laughter all around]
[breaking the tension]
So... this little polar bear goes to his mother and says, "I'm a polar bear, right?" And she says, "Yes, of course." And the little polar bear says, "Okay, thanks." Oleg Lebedev:
The next day the little polar bear goes to his mother again and says, "Let me see if I got this right. You're a polar bear, right?" And she says, "Yes, of course." And the little polar bear says, "And Dad's a polar bear too, right?" And she says, "Yes, of course." And the little polar bear says, "Okay. Fine, just checking." Oleg Lebedev:
So the next day, the little polar bear goes to his mother again and says, "I just gotta be clear here. You're a polar bear, right?" And the mother says, "Yes." "And Dad's a polar bear, right?" And she says, "Yes." "That makes ME a polar bear, right?" And she says, "Yes." Oleg Lebedev:
Then the little polar bear says, "Then why am I so - " Anton Markov:
[interrupting]
" - So fucking cold" [laughter all around]
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And the little polar bear says Okay thanks
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The next day
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the little polar bear goes to his mother again and says
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Let me see if I got this right
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You're a polar bear right And she says Yes of course
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And then the little polar bear says
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And Dad's a polar bear too right
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And she says Yes of course
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And then the little polar bear says Okay
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fine just checking
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So the next day
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the little polar bear goes to his mother again and says
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I just gotta be clear here
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You're a polar bear right
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And the mother says Yes
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And Dad's a polar bear right And she says Yes
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That makes me a polar bear right
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And she says Yes
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Then the little polar bear says
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Then why am I so So fucking cold
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Movie Summary
The 2000 K-141 Kursk submarine disaster is followed by governmental negligence. As the sailors fight for survival, their families desperately battle political obstacles and impossible odds to save them.

