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The Competition

I'm certified,I jump solo

I'm certified,
I jump solo

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I'm certified, I jump solo.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:04
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Gravitas Ventures

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Movie Summary

The main character (Thora Birch) follows the "PIG Theory" and ends relationships after six months in order to avoid heartache until she meets a man (Chris Klein) who wants to disprove her theory.
But I'm, I'm not ready! [grunting] - The Competition 00:07
But I'm, I'm not ready! [grunting]
[yells] - The Competition 00:30
[yells]
[man] Yeah, I'll be there at 6PM sharp like always. - The Competition 00:05
[man] Yeah, I'll be there at 6PM sharp like always.
No. Because there's never anybody I want you to meet, Mom. - The Competition 00:06
No. Because there's never anybody I want you to meet, M...
Yeah, there still swimming, last I checked. - The Competition 00:06
Yeah, there still swimming, last I checked.
-Dinner Sunday at Mom's? -Yeah. - The Competition 00:05
-Dinner Sunday at Mom's? -Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry, man. You want to come to dinner on Sunday? - The Competition 00:05
Oh, I'm sorry, man. You want to come to dinner on Sunda...
[chuckles] So, what seismic earth shift got your ass off the couch - The Competition 00:07
[chuckles] So, what seismic earth shift got your ass off the...
-Hoops, bro. -I hear ya, I can't do it. Look at this. - The Competition 00:04
-Hoops, bro. -I hear ya, I can't do it. Look at this.
Oh, oh, who's the little brunette - The Competition 00:05
Oh, oh, who's the little brunette
-She kicked his ass, actually. -Ha! Yeah? - The Competition 00:04
-She kicked his ass, actually. -Ha! Yeah?
Yeah, so she caught him having sex with the neighbor. - The Competition 00:05
Yeah, so she caught him having sex with the neighbor.
There was an altercation, and he's suing her for damages. - The Competition 00:06
There was an altercation, and he's suing her for damage...
So, she hired me to make it all go away. She still loves the guy. - The Competition 00:05
So, she hired me to make it all go away. She still loves the...
Sexual impulses are strong, but sometimes, - The Competition 00:06
Sexual impulses are strong, but sometimes,
Hey, honey. No, the Adderall is in the green bottle, - The Competition 00:07
Hey, honey. No, the Adderall is in the green bottle,
Honey, you're going to have to take some milk - The Competition 00:06
Honey, you're going to have to take some milk
I don't care. Calvin, I need you in my office. - The Competition 00:05
I don't care. Calvin, I need you in my office.
Your work has been outstanding. Partners have noticed. - The Competition 00:05
Your work has been outstanding. Partners have noticed.
Yeah. You know, I'm surprised, - The Competition 00:08
Yeah. You know, I'm surprised,