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Paul's got plentyof milk, but Maddy's gota soccer game this weekend and sheis gonna lose...

Paul's got plenty
of milk, but Maddy's got
a soccer game this weekend and she
is gonna lose her mind -if I'm not there.
-It's not a problem

Full Transcript

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Paul's got plenty of milk,
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but Maddy's got a soccer game
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this weekend and she is gonna lose her mind
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-if I'm not there. -It's not a problem.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:27
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Gravitas Ventures

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Movie Summary

The main character (Thora Birch) follows the "PIG Theory" and ends relationships after six months in order to avoid heartache until she meets a man (Chris Klein) who wants to disprove her theory.
I want you to be prepared but don't over-work yourselves. - The Competition 00:04
I want you to be prepared but don't over-work yourselve...
Take some personal time Thursday night, grab a drink. - The Competition 00:05
Take some personal time Thursday night, grab a drink.
I doubt we'll have time for that kind of thing, but dinner might be nice. - The Competition 00:06
I doubt we'll have time for that kind of thing, but din...
Dinner, drinks, - The Competition 00:07
Dinner, drinks,
So, that's 32.50 each plus 6.25 for your beer - The Competition 00:08
So, that's 32.50 each plus 6.25 for your beer
You know, I never thought I'd say this, - The Competition 00:06
You know, I never thought I'd say this,
The crappy bar food, the cheap wine, - The Competition 00:08
The crappy bar food, the cheap wine,
Ah, come on, you've got the perfect life, - The Competition 00:06
Ah, come on, you've got the perfect life,
We used to have fun though, - The Competition 00:04
We used to have fun though,
God, we used to have great sex! - The Competition 00:05
God, we used to have great sex!
[groans uncomfortably] - The Competition 00:04
[groans uncomfortably]
No, I imagine you can't. - The Competition 00:04
No, I imagine you can't.
Unless you hold it off to the side - The Competition 00:07
Unless you hold it off to the side
When they say you can push a bowling ball - The Competition 00:07
When they say you can push a bowling ball
And there's stuff flying out of there, - The Competition 00:06
And there's stuff flying out of there,
OK! You want to order some coffee here? - The Competition 00:05
OK! You want to order some coffee here?
[yelps] - The Competition 00:07
[yelps]
-Yeah. -[groans] - The Competition 00:18
-Yeah. -[groans]
-Coxx. Dr. Coxx. -[chuckles] - The Competition 00:10
-Coxx. Dr. Coxx. -[chuckles]
He helps women recover who have had multiple births. - The Competition 00:05
He helps women recover who have had multiple births.