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The Competition

What would I tellall these people?

[scoffs] What would I tell
all these people?

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What would I tell all these people?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:13
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Gravitas Ventures

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Movie Summary

The main character (Thora Birch) follows the "PIG Theory" and ends relationships after six months in order to avoid heartache until she meets a man (Chris Klein) who wants to disprove her theory.
I mean, I'm sorry, but some of them, - The Competition 00:06
I mean, I'm sorry, but some of them,
I prayed to God for a cure. Then I found the Pig Slayer." - The Competition 00:08
I prayed to God for a cure. Then I found the Pig Slayer.&quo...
Sure, you can. What is that? - The Competition 00:04
Sure, you can. What is that?
That there... B minus C, what is all that? - The Competition 00:06
That there... B minus C, what is all that?
[chuckles] Your infidelity formula. - The Competition 00:05
[chuckles] Your infidelity formula.
So all of these variables are assigned a value of 1-10, - The Competition 00:24
So all of these variables are assigned a value of 1-10,
And as a failsafe, - The Competition 00:06
And as a failsafe,
Statistically speaking it's not safe to date for longer than that. - The Competition 00:05
Statistically speaking it's not safe to date for longer...
Well, two million people agree with me. - The Competition 00:04
Well, two million people agree with me.
[sighs] - The Competition 00:06
[sighs]
Um, I should feed Ripley and go to bed. - The Competition 00:05
Um, I should feed Ripley and go to bed.
I mean, essentially you are breaking up - The Competition 00:05
I mean, essentially you are breaking up
[Lauren] Before they have the opportunity to cheat. - The Competition 00:04
[Lauren] Before they have the opportunity to cheat.
Yeah, but what if they never would have at all? - The Competition 00:04
Yeah, but what if they never would have at all?
All they need is the opportunity - The Competition 00:04
All they need is the opportunity
That's just how it is - The Competition 00:06
That's just how it is
So, you know that a theory is nothing more - The Competition 00:04
So, you know that a theory is nothing more
So have you actually tested this theory? - The Competition 00:06
So have you actually tested this theory?
-How could you test it? -OK. Well, you said yourself - The Competition 00:06
-How could you test it? -OK. Well, you said yourself
-Yeah, correct. -So, all we would need to do - The Competition 00:12
-Yeah, correct. -So, all we would need to do