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The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Lay a finger on him, and what few brains Dick haswill be decorating that wall

Lay a finger on him, and what few brains Dick has
will be decorating that wall

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Lay a finger on him,
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and what few brains Dick has will be decorating that wall.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:10
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Big Talk Studios

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Movie Summary

A reluctant leader of a gang of rogues sets out on a series of wild adventures, all while trying to outwit the corrupt lawman and "thief-taker" Jonathan Wilde.
S01 • E04 Come on! [laughs] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:08
Come on! [laughs]
S01 • E03 Sounds awful. [chuckles] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:06
Sounds awful. [chuckles]
S01 • E02 Every good heist target, I put it in here. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:05
Every good heist target, I put it in here.
S01 • E04 It's... Uh... It's a delay, there's... there's a delay. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:05
It's... Uh... It's a delay, there's... there&...
S01 • E03 You really think I care more about a child than a hundred bars of gold? - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:05
You really think I care more about a child than a hundred ba...
S01 • E01 Where does he get his hair done? His jacket's supreme." - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:07
Where does he get his hair done? His jacket's supreme.&...
S01 • E02 [inhales sharply] He was an older off-limits lord... - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:06
[inhales sharply] He was an older off-limits lord...
S01 • E03 One who actually does his homework on a Thursday. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:05
One who actually does his homework on a Thursday.
S01 • E01 What is important is that my name is Dick Turpin, - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:10
What is important is that my name is Dick Turpin,
S01 • E02 - Oh. - ...and she was the village milkmaid. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:06
- Oh. - ...and she was the village milkmaid.
S01 • E04 Oh, God no. You committed 173 major errors. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:05
Oh, God no. You committed 173 major errors.
S01 • E03 And one who remembers what I taught him about hostage situations. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:06
And one who remembers what I taught him about hostage situat...
S01 • E02 But when he looked at her, my God, - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:09
But when he looked at her, my God,
S01 • E01 You are literally about to be hanged, you idiot! - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:06
You are literally about to be hanged, you idiot!
S01 • E04 - I'll take that. - [Reddlehag screaming] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:05
- I'll take that. - [Reddlehag screaming]
S01 • E01 [crowd laughing] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:06
[crowd laughing]
S01 • E01 - [crowd jeering] - In fact, they're already here. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:05
- [crowd jeering] - In fact, they're already here.
S01 • E04 Guys, I'm so proud of you, especially you, Moose. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:05
Guys, I'm so proud of you, especially you, Moose.
S01 • E01 [crowd laughing] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:06
[crowd laughing]
S01 • E04 I didn't think I could do it without you, boss. [chuckles] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin 00:10
I didn't think I could do it without you, boss. [chuckl...