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The Con Is On

In an effort to avoid paying off a massive gambling debt to a notorious mobster in England, a couple flees to Los Angeles and hatch a jewel theft plot.

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James Oakley

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For all those months on end, and
left you to fend for yourself. - The Con Is On

For all those months on end, and left you to fend for yourse...

I mean, God knows what she got up to.
She's such a slag. - The Con Is On

I mean, God knows what she got up to. She's such a slag...

I mean, when I think of all the
things that she did to you... - The Con Is On

I mean, when I think of all the things that she did to you.....

I had to bail him out! - The Con Is On

I had to bail him out!

You said you loved me.
Now love me. - The Con Is On

You said you loved me. Now love me.

Vivien...
I... No. - The Con Is On

Vivien... I... No.

I want you. I want you to fuck me. - The Con Is On

I want you. I want you to fuck me.

No. - The Con Is On

Why don't I just go on stage - The Con Is On

Why don't I just go on stage

After the awards, - The Con Is On

After the awards,

I am going to cut your little balls,
and I'm gonna feed them to you. - The Con Is On

I am going to cut your little balls, and I'm gonna feed...

You're not gonna sound like a
victim anymore. Piece of shit! - The Con Is On

You're not gonna sound like a victim anymore. Piece of ...

Really? Astonishing. - The Con Is On

Really? Astonishing.

For God's sake, Gabriel. She's
the dog whisperer. I told you. - The Con Is On

For God's sake, Gabriel. She's the dog whisperer. ...

Oh. Conchita's pissing on my chair.
What do you think she wants? - The Con Is On

Oh. Conchita's pissing on my chair. What do you think s...

- Did you see my movie?
- I love your movie. - The Con Is On

- Did you see my movie? - I love your movie.

No. No. I'm your lover. - The Con Is On

No. No. I'm your lover.

- Mediocre.
- No. No. - The Con Is On

- Mediocre. - No. No.

That cunt is really
starting to piss me off. - The Con Is On

That cunt is really starting to piss me off.

I really can't see her slumming it
in some squalid motel, can you? - The Con Is On

I really can't see her slumming it in some squalid mote...

Thank you, Kim Kim.
Oh, you are a good puppy. - The Con Is On

Thank you, Kim Kim. Oh, you are a good puppy.

Oh, and Kim Kim, uh,
we aren't to be disturbed. - The Con Is On

Oh, and Kim Kim, uh, we aren't to be disturbed.

Fresh from the battlefields
of Afghanistan. - The Con Is On

Fresh from the battlefields of Afghanistan.

Oh. I was just on my way
to pay you back. - The Con Is On

Oh. I was just on my way to pay you back.

You're good at so many things,
Harry, but not lying. - The Con Is On

You're good at so many things, Harry, but not lying.

Yes, he blew all your cash
and made me run away. - The Con Is On

Yes, he blew all your cash and made me run away.

There's a ring, a beautiful
one, worth millions of pounds. - The Con Is On

There's a ring, a beautiful one, worth millions of poun...

Oh, Peter. Oh, forget him.
Sidney can have him. - The Con Is On

Oh, Peter. Oh, forget him. Sidney can have him.

- Sidney's gonna stage a break-in.
- Well, Sidney's a fucking snake. - The Con Is On

- Sidney's gonna stage a break-in. - Well, Sidney'...

He's an expert in his field, so
I suggest you shut the fuck up. - The Con Is On

He's an expert in his field, so I suggest you shut the ...

I've never been so happy
in my life. - The Con Is On

I've never been so happy in my life.

But it was very,
very, very good. - The Con Is On

But it was very, very, very good.

Oh, well. You might have saved some
for me, then, for fuck's sake. - The Con Is On

Oh, well. You might have saved some for me, then, for fuck&#...

Best Director goes to... us. - The Con Is On

Best Director goes to... us.

Gabriel Anderson
for Le Rouge et le Noir. - The Con Is On

Gabriel Anderson for Le Rouge et le Noir.

I wasn't expecting this,
and I'm not prepared. - The Con Is On

I wasn't expecting this, and I'm not prepared.

His muse. - The Con Is On

- Om.
- Shut the fuck up, Gurmukh! It don't work! - The Con Is On

- Om. - Shut the fuck up, Gurmukh! It don't work!

- Fuck off, Hans. Fuck off.
- Thank you, Jackie. - The Con Is On

- Fuck off, Hans. Fuck off. - Thank you, Jackie.

And to be humiliated like that,
in front of 500 million people. - The Con Is On

And to be humiliated like that, in front of 500 million peop...

Conchita wants you to stay.
She wants you to work things out. - The Con Is On

Conchita wants you to stay. She wants you to work things out...

- What's the matter with him?
- I don't know. He seemed upset. - The Con Is On

- What's the matter with him? - I don't know. He s...

Conchita knows,
and that's why she's so upset. - The Con Is On

Conchita knows, and that's why she's so upset.

And the three of them have been doing
it in his trailer and in his bed. - The Con Is On

And the three of them have been doing it in his trailer and ...

Right. I need to talk to her.
Come on. We're going. - The Con Is On

Right. I need to talk to her. Come on. We're going.

Help. Let me out. - The Con Is On

Help. Let me out.

Help. I'm cold. - The Con Is On

Help. I'm cold.

I'm here. - The Con Is On

It's been a long day for everyone
and we are all very, very tired - The Con Is On

It's been a long day for everyone and we are all very, ...

We're friends of Harry. We've come
to see her. Is she... Is she here? - The Con Is On

We're friends of Harry. We've come to see her. Is ...

Well, if you're going
to wear shorts like that, - The Con Is On

Well, if you're going to wear shorts like that,

- You are the most amazing...
- I won. I won. I won. - The Con Is On

- You are the most amazing... - I won. I won. I won.

Fuck you
and your fucking ring. - The Con Is On

Fuck you and your fucking ring.

Who is she? You're also
fucking a Russian hooker? - The Con Is On

Who is she? You're also fucking a Russian hooker?

- I think it's a bit late for...
- I will slit your fucking throat myself. - The Con Is On

- I think it's a bit late for... - I will slit your fuc...

Darling, I was just
trying to keep her sweet. - The Con Is On

Darling, I was just trying to keep her sweet.

Got the ring.
Just like I promised. - The Con Is On

Got the ring. Just like I promised.

You promised you, me,
and millions of pounds. - The Con Is On

You promised you, me, and millions of pounds.

Irina, just put
the gun down now. - The Con Is On

Irina, just put the gun down now.

Calm down,
I'll get us out of here. - The Con Is On

Calm down, I'll get us out of here.

Oi, waitress. Another round. - The Con Is On

Oi, waitress. Another round.

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In an effort to avoid paying off a massive gambling debt to a notorious mobster in England, a couple flees to Los Angeles and hatch a jewel theft plot.

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Director: James Oakley

Writer: James Oakley, Alex Michaelides

Production: N/A

Genre: Comedy, Crime

Year: 2018

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ImdbRating: 3.8

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 25 May 2018

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