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The Con is On

In an effort to avoid paying off a massive gambling debt to a notorious mobster in England, a couple flee to Los Angeles and hatch a jewel theft plot.

Director

James Oakley

Year

Genre

Box Office

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Production

Autumn Productions,BondIt,Buffalo 8,Fortitude International,Evolution Entertainment,Pelican Point Media,Lionsgate

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Homepage

http://autumnproductions.ca/the-brits-are-coming/

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Nun

Harriet 'Harry' Fox

Peter Fox

Hollywood Wife

Sidney

Kim Kim

Irina Solokov

Bell Boy

Richard Alan Reid

Hotel Manager

Jackie

Hans

Gabriel

Gina

Sandy

Juanita

Gurmukh

Vietnamese Gangster

Wendy

Vlad

Wilmer Calderon

Kevin

Kevin Dotcom Brown

Turkish Cop

Journalist

Vivien

Cameron

Julia

Guest One

Guest Two

Melissa Sue Anderson

Room Service Waiter

Scared Man

Handsome Man #1

Brenda

Party Planner

Nedie Antoniades

Poker Player

Poker Player

Nicole Bonifacio

Cedric

Water Boy

Flight Attendant

Pianist

Lawrence R. Leritz

Poker Player

Chateau Marmont Hotel Barman

Conchita

Manhattan Nieves

Party Guest

Celeste Octavia

Ghost Whisperer

Card Player

Airport Employee

Opium Smoker

Bartender

Card Player

Ashley Williams

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Peter Fox Nun Peter Fox Peter Fox

Give this to Irina,
and don't fuck it up. - The Con is On

Give this to Irina, and don't fuck it up.

Maybe I'll borrow a little cash.
Irina won't miss a grand or two. - The Con is On

Maybe I'll borrow a little cash. Irina won't miss ...

- Have we landed?
- No, we haven't fuckin' landed. - The Con is On

- Have we landed? - No, we haven't fuckin' landed.

I've been abused,
and I've paid for the privilege. - The Con is On

I've been abused, and I've paid for the privilege.

I mean, she'll be looking for us
in every hotel bar in London. - The Con is On

I mean, she'll be looking for us in every hotel bar in ...

She'll hunt us down.
She'll find us. - The Con is On

She'll hunt us down. She'll find us.

Man Los Angeles is horrible - The Con is On

Man Los Angeles is horrible

No, no.
Right. - The Con is On

If we're gonna see Sidney,
I need a fuckin' drink. - The Con is On

If we're gonna see Sidney, I need a fuckin' drink.

Once again, - The Con is On

All I'm asking is that you take
one for the team, all right? - The Con is On

All I'm asking is that you take one for the team, all r...

- Here. Take this.
- I already took one. - The Con is On

- Here. Take this. - I already took one.

- Well, well, let me drink you in.
- Sidney. - The Con is On

- Well, well, let me drink you in. - Sidney.

My dear, dear Harry.
And, my own boy. - The Con is On

My dear, dear Harry. And, my own boy.

Oh, my. Haven't
we been filling out, hmm? - The Con is On

Oh, my. Haven't we been filling out, hmm?

When I think back to how scrawny
you were when we first met. - The Con is On

When I think back to how scrawny you were when we first met.

What the fuck you doin' here - The Con is On

What the fuck you doin' here

Like a little bird, a fledgling.
And now, look at you. - The Con is On

Like a little bird, a fledgling. And now, look at you.

I do hope you've forgiven
your Uncle Sidney - The Con is On

I do hope you've forgiven your Uncle Sidney

Of course he's forgiven you.
It was only for a few months. - The Con is On

Of course he's forgiven you. It was only for a few mont...

I can't even imagine the horrors you
were subjected to in that sordid jail. - The Con is On

I can't even imagine the horrors you were subjected to ...

I want you to tell me all about it.
Every little detail, hmm? - The Con is On

I want you to tell me all about it. Every little detail, hmm...

You know, I don't think I've seen
you since Istanbul. It's been an age. - The Con is On

You know, I don't think I've seen you since Istanb...

Import, export.
A little poker. How are you? - The Con is On

Import, export. A little poker. How are you?

You know, life is simply
insupportable without you, Harry. - The Con is On

You know, life is simply insupportable without you, Harry.

I borrowed a little
from her at poker. - The Con is On

I borrowed a little from her at poker.

Oh, I think we can both agree that
that just isn't true, is it, darling? - The Con is On

Oh, I think we can both agree that that just isn't true...

I have a good mind to put you over my
knee and give you a very sound spanking. - The Con is On

I have a good mind to put you over my knee and give you a ve...

But as it is, I do have a small amount
of opium that needs delivering. - The Con is On

But as it is, I do have a small amount of opium that needs d...

I'm so weak.
Because I love you, Harry. - The Con is On

I'm so weak. Because I love you, Harry.

The, uh, usual method,
do you think? - The Con is On

The, uh, usual method, do you think?

I've had so many things
stuffed up my ass, - The Con is On

I've had so many things stuffed up my ass,

Don't be such a baby. It'll
be over before you know it. - The Con is On

Don't be such a baby. It'll be over before you kno...

Where is she? - The Con is On

How are you? - The Con is On

Well, it's been such
a long time, hasn't it? - The Con is On

Well, it's been such a long time, hasn't it?

I'd been meaning to call you up and
have a nice little chat with you. - The Con is On

I'd been meaning to call you up and have a nice little ...

But where does time go, hmm?
Where do you think? - The Con is On

But where does time go, hmm? Where do you think?

Well, this won't take long. - The Con is On

Well, this won't take long.

We need a hotel. - The Con is On

We need a hotel.

I only hope this suite
goes some way - The Con is On

I only hope this suite goes some way

Send us a personal shopper, will you?
We seem to have misplaced our clothes. - The Con is On

Send us a personal shopper, will you? We seem to have mispla...

And being hunted down by Joseph Stalin
is far from relaxing. Gin and tonic? - The Con is On

And being hunted down by Joseph Stalin is far from relaxing....

- How many have you had?
- Four. You need to catch up. - The Con is On

- How many have you had? - Four. You need to catch up.

Do you mind? This happens
to be a private conversation. - The Con is On

Do you mind? This happens to be a private conversation.

I was raising funds on behalf
of a large charitable organization. - The Con is On

I was raising funds on behalf of a large charitable organiza...

Irina was engaged
in a similar activity, - The Con is On

Irina was engaged in a similar activity,

We made a good team, and we
worked together tirelessly. - The Con is On

We made a good team, and we worked together tirelessly.

We persuaded people to
make some very generous donations. - The Con is On

We persuaded people to make some very generous donations.

After Monte Carlo, I didn't plan
on seeing her again, and I didn't. - The Con is On

After Monte Carlo, I didn't plan on seeing her again, a...

I had no idea she'd be there. - The Con is On

I had no idea she'd be there.

I went to jail for three months. - The Con is On

I went to jail for three months.

She's not after you
solely for the cash. - The Con is On

She's not after you solely for the cash.

She's pursuing you
with romantic intent. - The Con is On

She's pursuing you with romantic intent.

It's called "taking one
for the team," remember? - The Con is On

It's called "taking one for the team," rememb...

- Well, it's your turn, now.
- Oh, no. It's not possible. - The Con is On

- Well, it's your turn, now. - Oh, no. It's not po...

- And why not?
- I couldn't guarantee your safety. - The Con is On

- And why not? - I couldn't guarantee your safety.

Mmm. That's why
we've got to pay her back - The Con is On

Mmm. That's why we've got to pay her back

Oh, yes. Of course. - The Con is On

Oh, yes. Of course.

- What, what?
- Time to visit that bitch you married. - The Con is On

- What, what? - Time to visit that bitch you married.

You do realize I still owe her for bailing
me out of that jail you landed me in. - The Con is On

You do realize I still owe her for bailing me out of that ja...

You could need a new kidney.
How much do those go for? - The Con is On

You could need a new kidney. How much do those go for?

Maybe it's heart surgery
or a brain tumor. - The Con is On

Maybe it's heart surgery or a brain tumor.

There she is. The whore of Basildon.
Jackie fuckin' Harlow. - The Con is On

There she is. The whore of Basildon. Jackie fuckin' Har...

When I married her, she was
Tiffany Wheeler from Essex. - The Con is On

When I married her, she was Tiffany Wheeler from Essex.

Eventually, she abandoned me in
some nightmare called Tenerife. - The Con is On

Eventually, she abandoned me in some nightmare called Teneri...

- Is that the husband?
- Fuckin' weirdo film director. - The Con is On

- Is that the husband? - Fuckin' weirdo film director.

Hans?
There's dog poo everywhere, - The Con is On

Hans? There's dog poo everywhere,

Can you do it? One, two, three. - The Con is On

Can you do it? One, two, three.

We need to call her,
arrange a meeting. Lunch, dinner. - The Con is On

We need to call her, arrange a meeting. Lunch, dinner.

- Get us invited to the house.
- "Us"? Don't you mean me? - The Con is On

- Get us invited to the house. - "Us"? Don't ...

- She fuckin' hates you.
- What? She's never even met me. - The Con is On

- She fuckin' hates you. - What? She's never even ...

Well, the last
time I called her, - The Con is On

Well, the last time I called her,

White bubble. White bubble. - The Con is On

White bubble. White bubble.

Fuck it! Why don't you watch where
you're fuckin' going, you... - The Con is On

Fuck it! Why don't you watch where you're fuckin&#...

Peter! Peter! - The Con is On

- I know, right?
- I mean it must be fate or destiny or... - The Con is On

- I know, right? - I mean it must be fate or destiny or...

He was very, very bad. - The Con is On

He was very, very bad.

Well, a few seconds ago, I was fine,
but now I'm feeling rather depressed. - The Con is On

Well, a few seconds ago, I was fine, but now I'm feelin...

That's awesome.
So our philosophy is this: - The Con is On

That's awesome. So our philosophy is this:

So, two very dry vodka martinis
with a twist, please. - The Con is On

So, two very dry vodka martinis with a twist, please.

God, I love you. You're a
bloody genius, you are. - The Con is On

God, I love you. You're a bloody genius, you are.

Oi, Sandy. Sandy. - The Con is On

Oi, Sandy. Sandy.

Now, when you're in the house,
make an excuse to leave her. - The Con is On

Now, when you're in the house, make an excuse to leave ...

Right. So, get in there, get the
ring, get the fuck out of here. - The Con is On

Right. So, get in there, get the ring, get the fuck out of h...

You don't need luck. I have
complete confidence in you. - The Con is On

You don't need luck. I have complete confidence in you.

- Now, don't fuck it up.
- Right. - The Con is On

- Now, don't fuck it up. - Right.

This is my safe room! - The Con is On

This is my safe room!

Out! Out, out! - The Con is On

Let me guess. Broke? No credit?
Bailiff's at the door? - The Con is On

Let me guess. Broke? No credit? Bailiff's at the door?

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In an effort to avoid paying off a massive gambling debt to a notorious mobster in England, a couple flee to Los Angeles and hatch a jewel theft plot.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: James Oakley

Writer: James Oakley, Alex Michaelides

Production: Autumn Productions,BondIt,Buffalo 8,Fortitude International,Evolution Entertainment,Pelican Point Media,Lionsgate

Genre: comedy, crime

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.0

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 25 May 2018

Awards: N/A

Homepage: http://autumnproductions.ca/the-brits-are-coming/

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