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The Con is On

Maybe it's heart surgeryor a brain tumor

Maybe it's heart surgery
or a brain tumor

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Maybe it's heart surgery or a brain tumor.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:01
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime
Production
Autumn Productions,BondIt,Buffalo 8,Fortitude International,Evolution Entertainment,Pelican Point Media,Lionsgate

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Movie Summary

In an effort to avoid paying off a massive gambling debt to a notorious mobster in England, a couple flee to Los Angeles and hatch a jewel theft plot.
There she is. The whore of Basildon. Jackie fuckin' Harlow. - The Con is On 00:05
There she is. The whore of Basildon. Jackie fuckin' Har...
When I married her, she was Tiffany Wheeler from Essex. - The Con is On 00:04
When I married her, she was Tiffany Wheeler from Essex.
Eventually, she abandoned me in some nightmare called Tenerife. - The Con is On 00:07
Eventually, she abandoned me in some nightmare called Teneri...
- Is that the husband? - Fuckin' weirdo film director. - The Con is On 00:04
- Is that the husband? - Fuckin' weirdo film director.
Hans? There's dog poo everywhere, - The Con is On 00:05
Hans? There's dog poo everywhere,
Can you do it? One, two, three. - The Con is On 00:05
Can you do it? One, two, three.
We need to call her, arrange a meeting. Lunch, dinner. - The Con is On 00:06
We need to call her, arrange a meeting. Lunch, dinner.
- Get us invited to the house. - "Us"? Don't you mean me? - The Con is On 00:05
- Get us invited to the house. - "Us"? Don't ...
- She fuckin' hates you. - What? She's never even met me. - The Con is On 00:05
- She fuckin' hates you. - What? She's never even ...
Well, the last time I called her, - The Con is On 00:05
Well, the last time I called her,
White bubble. White bubble. - The Con is On 00:04
White bubble. White bubble.
Fuck it! Why don't you watch where you're fuckin' going, you... - The Con is On 00:05
Fuck it! Why don't you watch where you're fuckin&#...
Peter! Peter! - The Con is On 00:04
Peter! Peter!
- I know, right? - I mean it must be fate or destiny or... - The Con is On 00:05
- I know, right? - I mean it must be fate or destiny or...
He was very, very bad. - The Con is On 00:05
He was very, very bad.
Well, a few seconds ago, I was fine, but now I'm feeling rather depressed. - The Con is On 00:05
Well, a few seconds ago, I was fine, but now I'm feelin...
That's awesome. So our philosophy is this: - The Con is On 00:08
That's awesome. So our philosophy is this:
So, two very dry vodka martinis with a twist, please. - The Con is On 00:05
So, two very dry vodka martinis with a twist, please.
God, I love you. You're a bloody genius, you are. - The Con is On 00:05
God, I love you. You're a bloody genius, you are.
Oi, Sandy. Sandy. - The Con is On 00:04
Oi, Sandy. Sandy.