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Oh. Conchita's pissing on my chair. What do you think she wants?
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The Con is On

Oh. Conchita's pissing on my chair.What do you think she wants?

Oh. Conchita's pissing on my chair.
What do you think she wants?

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Oh. Conchita's pissing on my chair. What do you think she wants?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:01
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime
Production
Autumn Productions,BondIt,Buffalo 8,Fortitude International,Evolution Entertainment,Pelican Point Media,Lionsgate

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Movie Summary

In an effort to avoid paying off a massive gambling debt to a notorious mobster in England, a couple flee to Los Angeles and hatch a jewel theft plot.
- Did you see my movie? - I love your movie. - The Con is On 00:05
- Did you see my movie? - I love your movie.
No. No. I'm your lover. - The Con is On 00:05
No. No. I'm your lover.
- Mediocre. - No. No. - The Con is On 00:04
- Mediocre. - No. No.
That cunt is really starting to piss me off. - The Con is On 00:05
That cunt is really starting to piss me off.
I really can't see her slumming it in some squalid motel, can you? - The Con is On 00:05
I really can't see her slumming it in some squalid mote...
Thank you, Kim Kim. Oh, you are a good puppy. - The Con is On 00:05
Thank you, Kim Kim. Oh, you are a good puppy.
Oh, and Kim Kim, uh, we aren't to be disturbed. - The Con is On 00:05
Oh, and Kim Kim, uh, we aren't to be disturbed.
Fresh from the battlefields of Afghanistan. - The Con is On 00:04
Fresh from the battlefields of Afghanistan.
Oh. I was just on my way to pay you back. - The Con is On 00:04
Oh. I was just on my way to pay you back.
You're good at so many things, Harry, but not lying. - The Con is On 00:04
You're good at so many things, Harry, but not lying.
Yes, he blew all your cash and made me run away. - The Con is On 00:05
Yes, he blew all your cash and made me run away.
There's a ring, a beautiful one, worth millions of pounds. - The Con is On 00:06
There's a ring, a beautiful one, worth millions of poun...
Oh, Peter. Oh, forget him. Sidney can have him. - The Con is On 00:06
Oh, Peter. Oh, forget him. Sidney can have him.
- Sidney's gonna stage a break-in. - Well, Sidney's a fucking snake. - The Con is On 00:05
- Sidney's gonna stage a break-in. - Well, Sidney'...
He's an expert in his field, so I suggest you shut the fuck up. - The Con is On 00:05
He's an expert in his field, so I suggest you shut the ...
I've never been so happy in my life. - The Con is On 00:04
I've never been so happy in my life.
But it was very, very, very good. - The Con is On 00:05
But it was very, very, very good.
Oh, well. You might have saved some for me, then, for fuck's sake. - The Con is On 00:06
Oh, well. You might have saved some for me, then, for fuck&#...
Best Director goes to... us. - The Con is On 00:05
Best Director goes to... us.
Gabriel Anderson for Le Rouge et le Noir. - The Con is On 00:05
Gabriel Anderson for Le Rouge et le Noir.