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The Conners

As if I'll never be happy,I'll never get married, I'll never be able to slap mymother with...

As if I'll never be happy,
I'll never get married, I'll never be able to slap my
mother with my wedding ring so it leaves a dent!

Full Transcript

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As if I'll never be happy, I'll never get married,
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I'll never be able to slap my mother with my wedding ring
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so it leaves a dent!
Duration
10 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:26
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Season
4
Episode
20
Genres
comedy
Production
Orio Produkzioak, S.A.

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Movie Summary

Follow-up to the comedy series Roseanne (1988), centering on the family members of the matriarch after her sudden death.
S04 • E11 ...she was smokin' rock under a bridge - The Conners 00:06
...she was smokin' rock under a bridge
S04 • E19 I dated a lot in my 20s and 30s. - The Conners 00:04
I dated a lot in my 20s and 30s.
S04 • E09 Come on! They're working elbow-to-elbow, saving lives. - The Conners 00:04
Come on! They're working elbow-to-elbow, saving lives.
S04 • E03 I'm packing lasagna and a full order of mozzarella sticks. - The Conners 00:04
I'm packing lasagna and a full order of mozzarella stic...
S04 • E07 No, one of Aldo's kids got sick - The Conners 00:05
No, one of Aldo's kids got sick
S04 • E19 I mean, sometimes you just don't know - The Conners 00:07
I mean, sometimes you just don't know
S04 • E06 I'm saying that I don't want to keep letting you down, - The Conners 00:12
I'm saying that I don't want to keep letting you d...
S04 • E01 I'M TALKING ABOUT A SPIRITUAL ADVISER. - The Conners 00:04
I'M TALKING ABOUT A SPIRITUAL ADVISER.
S04 • E05 Not holding onto things, - The Conners 00:06
Not holding onto things,
S04 • E03 This whole thing is gonna be embarrassing and awful. - The Conners 00:05
This whole thing is gonna be embarrassing and awful.
S04 • E10 What we need to do is ask an expert - The Conners 00:08
What we need to do is ask an expert
S04 • E11 If you give a crap about your granddaughter... - The Conners 00:04
If you give a crap about your granddaughter...
S04 • E04 It's kind of like a band, but if you make a mistake, - The Conners 00:06
It's kind of like a band, but if you make a mistake,
S04 • E02 "There's more dirt on Blansky - The Conners 00:07
"There's more dirt on Blansky
S04 • E09 They're gonna be elbow-to-elbow - The Conners 00:06
They're gonna be elbow-to-elbow
S04 • E20 No, I'm not letting you near my jugular! - The Conners 00:04
No, I'm not letting you near my jugular!
S04 • E17 Even if my dad told you you're gonna have - The Conners 00:08
Even if my dad told you you're gonna have
S04 • E19 Maybe you try a spicy chile relleno - The Conners 00:13
Maybe you try a spicy chile relleno
S04 • E12 That's exciting, - The Conners 00:05
That's exciting,
S04 • E18 Look, Lou, - The Conners 00:05
Look, Lou,