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The Conners

If you found Humpty witha half a fifth of Scotch and an empty bottle of pills,you wouldn't...

If you found Humpty with
a half a fifth of Scotch and an empty bottle of pills,
you wouldn't call all the king's horses
and all the king's men

Full Transcript

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If you found Humpty with a half a fifth of Scotch
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and an empty bottle of pills, you wouldn't call
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all the king's horses and all the king's men.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:30
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Season
4
Episode
12
Genres
comedy
Production
Orio Produkzioak, S.A.

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Movie Summary

Follow-up to the comedy series Roseanne (1988), centering on the family members of the matriarch after her sudden death.
S04 • E05 Indoor job. Good call. - The Conners 00:04
Indoor job. Good call.
S04 • E06 I get Mark to The Lunch Box, - The Conners 00:07
I get Mark to The Lunch Box,
S04 • E02 I've got 20 bucks for a good cause like that. - The Conners 00:04
I've got 20 bucks for a good cause like that.
S04 • E08 Ew. I don't want a humpy-ghosty mattress! - The Conners 00:05
Ew. I don't want a humpy-ghosty mattress!
S04 • E03 Well, I'd love to, but I got a long list of things to do, - The Conners 00:08
Well, I'd love to, but I got a long list of things to d...
S04 • E17 If we go in together and threaten to quit, - The Conners 00:07
If we go in together and threaten to quit,
S04 • E19 And besides, I'd rather have my daughter talking to me - The Conners 00:05
And besides, I'd rather have my daughter talking to me
S04 • E02 $20 doesn't even suck the bloated frog - The Conners 00:05
$20 doesn't even suck the bloated frog
S04 • E15 I have a much better excuse for my failure. - The Conners 00:04
I have a much better excuse for my failure.
S04 • E13 'Cause when we saw you get out the car, - The Conners 00:05
'Cause when we saw you get out the car,
S04 • E05 You didn't seem particularly enlightened - The Conners 00:05
You didn't seem particularly enlightened
S04 • E14 You just have to accept that everything sucks, - The Conners 00:04
You just have to accept that everything sucks,
S04 • E12 You'd hit him up with some NARCAN, - The Conners 00:06
You'd hit him up with some NARCAN,
S04 • E01 NO, I PUT $1200 DOWN ON US. - The Conners 00:05
NO, I PUT $1200 DOWN ON US.
S04 • E18 Because at the end of the day, - The Conners 00:07
Because at the end of the day,
S04 • E11 Darlene, just stop talking to us. - The Conners 00:05
Darlene, just stop talking to us.
S04 • E08 He's treating a cow with weeping shingles - The Conners 00:06
He's treating a cow with weeping shingles
S04 • E20 Yeah, well, I got no baby stuff left over from my kids - The Conners 00:08
Yeah, well, I got no baby stuff left over from my kids
S04 • E01 I AM DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT US LIVING TOGETHER, AND I WANT TO - The Conners 00:09
I AM DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT US LIVING TOGETHER, AND I WANT TO
S04 • E04 I've been texting her all morning, telling her - The Conners 00:06
I've been texting her all morning, telling her