"The Cooler" quotes

The Cooler poster
In an old school Las Vegas casino, its top gambling jinx breaks his curse when he falls in love, much to his boss' consternation.

Director: Wayne Kramer
Writer: Frank Hannah, Wayne Kramer
Production: N/A
Genre: drama, romance
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $8,291,572
Released: 16 Jan 2004
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 9 wins & 26 nominations total

42 Clips

You want to tell me what's going on out there - The Cooler 00:19
You want to tell me what's going on out there
Who's talking about a movie - The Cooler 00:07
Who's talking about a movie
Where's Bernie They're killing us We need him here right away - The Cooler 00:05
Where's Bernie They're killing us We need him here right...
Jesus Christ that's such a fucking touching speech Bernie - The Cooler 00:10
Jesus Christ that's such a fucking touching speech Bernie
L won't even need a shove - The Cooler 00:15
L won't even need a shove
Better luck next time - The Cooler 00:04
Better luck next time
L could make you disappear like that - The Cooler 00:20
L could make you disappear like that
Jesus Bernie ls that what you think That l would fuck with your happiness - The Cooler 00:08
Jesus Bernie ls that what you think That l would fuck with...
Bernie let's do it up the ass Okay - The Cooler 00:09
Bernie let's do it up the ass Okay
Tell me something Natalie is he paying you - The Cooler 00:33
Tell me something Natalie is he paying you
Did you notice last night that tattoo on my butt - The Cooler 00:35
Did you notice last night that tattoo on my butt
So here's the situation you are out ofhis life before he even gets home - The Cooler 00:35
So here's the situation you are out ofhis life before he...
L don't think so 'cause if you whack me - The Cooler 00:15
L don't think so 'cause if you whack me
Gentlemen l want to thank you for your vote ofconfidence - The Cooler 00:18
Gentlemen l want to thank you for your vote ofconfidence
Now listen to me you little Harvard turd - The Cooler 00:33
Now listen to me you little Harvard turd
L thought shit like that only happened in the movies - The Cooler 00:05
L thought shit like that only happened in the movies
They've got these rules about casinos hiring felons - The Cooler 00:35
They've got these rules about casinos hiring felons
At first l thought that you were - The Cooler 00:32
At first l thought that you were
Lootz is Kryptonite on a stick - The Cooler 00:05
Lootz is Kryptonite on a stick
Oh my God - The Cooler 00:20
Oh my God
You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there Huh - The Cooler 00:37
You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there Huh
You want to tell me what's going on out there - The Cooler 00:53
You want to tell me what's going on out there
Who's talking about a movie - The Cooler 00:21
Who's talking about a movie
That's such a fucking touching speech - The Cooler 00:31
That's such a fucking touching speech
Don't get me wrong - The Cooler 00:44
Don't get me wrong
Better luck next time - The Cooler 00:11
Better luck next time
I can make you disappear like  that - The Cooler 00:31
I can make you disappear like that
Is that what you think - The Cooler 00:19
Is that what you think
Is he paying you - The Cooler 00:52
Is he paying you
That tattoo on my butt - The Cooler 02:02
That tattoo on my butt
You are out of his life - The Cooler 01:51
You are out of his life
I'm pretty sure of it - The Cooler 01:14
I'm pretty sure of it
The future looks very bright - The Cooler 00:58
The future looks very bright
Now listen to me - The Cooler 01:21
Now listen to me
Do you understand me - The Cooler 01:21
Do you understand me
They've got these rules about casinos hiring felons - The Cooler 02:13
They've got these rules about casinos hiring felons
What are you talking about - The Cooler 01:59
What are you talking about
Lootz is kryptonite on a stick - The Cooler 00:13
Lootz is kryptonite on a stick
I thought shit like that only happened in the movies - The Cooler 00:18
I thought shit like that only happened in the movies
You know what that is - The Cooler 01:52
You know what that is
You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there - The Cooler 01:52
You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there
You look in the mirror - The Cooler 00:37
You look in the mirror

Cast

Bernie Lootz - William H. Macy
Shelly Kaplow - Alec Baldwin
Natalie Belisario - Maria Bello
Mikey - Shawn Hatosy
Larry Sokolov - Ron Livingston
Buddy Stafford - Paul Sorvino
Charlene - Estella Warren
Nicky Fingers Bonnatto - Arthur J. Nascarella
Johnny Cappella - Joey Fatone
Highway Officer - M.C. Gainey
Doris - Ellen Greene
Tony - Tony Longo
Marty Goldfarb - Richard Israel
The Player - Timothy Landfield
Bulldog - T.J. Gioia
Hooker - Jewel Shepard
Mr. Pinkerton - Gordon Michaels
Morrie - Doc Watson
Suburbanite - Dan Lemieux
Floor Manager - Larry Elliott
Pit Boss - Joe Conti
Dealer - Chris Platt
Stickman #1 - Norbert Ganska
Stickman #2 - Andrew Simbeck
Stickman #3 - Danny Grossen
Stickman #4 - Jeff Hill
Stickman #5 - Monet Beaman
Boxman - Charlie Carr
Croupier - Kanie Kastroll
Stickman #6 - Bryon Baker
Televangelist - Jim McCarthy
Dealer #2 - Frank Hannah
Johnny Capella's Girl - Mónika Balla
Johnny Capella's Girl - Heather McHenry
Manicurist - Rachel Ako
Mike Donnato - Dee Bradley Baker
Waitress - Portia Dawson
Lady Craps Player 'Cooled' by Bernie - Michelle Lopez
ER Doctor - Herb Santos Jr.
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