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"The Cooler" quotes

The Cooler poster
In an old school Las Vegas casino, its top gambling jinx breaks his curse when he falls in love, much to his boss' consternation.

Director: Wayne Kramer
Writer: Frank Hannah, Wayne Kramer
Production: N/A
Genre: drama, romance
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $8,291,572
Released: 16 Jan 2004
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 9 wins & 26 nominations total

26 video clips

Shelly KaplowNatalie BelisarioBernie LootzLarry SokolovMikeyDealer
You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there Huh - The Cooler 00:37 You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there Huh Oh my God - The Cooler 00:20 Oh my God Lootz is Kryptonite on a stick - The Cooler 00:05 Lootz is Kryptonite on a stick At first l thought that you were - The Cooler 00:32 At first l thought that you were They've got these rules about casinos hiring felons - The Cooler 00:35 They've got these rules about casinos hiring felons L thought shit like that only happened in the movies - The Cooler 00:05 L thought shit like that only happened in the movies Now listen to me you little Harvard turd - The Cooler 00:33 Now listen to me you little Harvard turd Gentlemen l want to thank you for your vote ofconfidence - The Cooler 00:18 Gentlemen l want to thank you for your vote ofconfidence L don't think so 'cause if you whack me - The Cooler 00:15 L don't think so 'cause if you whack me So here's the situation you are out ofhis life before he even gets home - The Cooler 00:35 So here's the situation you are out ofhis life before... Did you notice last night that tattoo on my butt - The Cooler 00:35 Did you notice last night that tattoo on my butt Tell me something Natalie is he paying you - The Cooler 00:33 Tell me something Natalie is he paying you Jesus Bernie ls that what you think That l would fuck with your happiness - The Cooler 00:08 Jesus Bernie ls that what you think That l would fuck with... L could make you disappear like that - The Cooler 00:20 L could make you disappear like that Better luck next time - The Cooler 00:04 Better luck next time L won't even need a shove - The Cooler 00:15 L won't even need a shove Jesus Christ that's such a fucking touching speech Bernie - The Cooler 00:10 Jesus Christ that's such a fucking touching speech... Who's talking about a movie - The Cooler 00:07 Who's talking about a movie You want to tell me what's going on out there - The Cooler 00:19 You want to tell me what's going on out there Bernie let's do it up the ass Okay - The Cooler 00:08 Bernie let's do it up the ass Okay Where's Bernie They're killing us We need him here right away - The Cooler 00:06 Where's Bernie They're killing us We need him here...

Cast

Bernie Lootz - William H. Macy
Shelly Kaplow - Alec Baldwin
Natalie Belisario - Maria Bello
Mikey - Shawn Hatosy
Larry Sokolov - Ron Livingston
All Cast