When I was a lad, I was gloomy and sad / As I was from the day I was born / When other...
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Hawkins:
When I was a lad, I was gloomy and sad / As I was from the day I was born / When other babes giggled, and gurgled and wiggled / I proudly was loudly forlorn. / My friends and my family, looked at me clammily / Thought there was something amiss / When others found various antics hilarious / All I could manage was this
[looks at his hands]
Hawkins:
or this
[gives a small smile]
Hawkins:
or this
[gives a short giggle]
Hawkins:
or this
[gives a weird giggle/whimper]
Hawkins:
My father he shouted, "he needs to be clouted / His teeth on a wreath I'll hand him!" / My mother she cried, as she rushed to my side / "You're a brute and you don't understand him!" / So they sent for a witch with a terrible twitch / To ask how my future impressed her / She took one look at me / And cried, "He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, *HE*! / What else could he be but a jester?" / A jester? A jester? A funny idea, a jester / No butcher, no baker, no candlestick maker / And me with the look of a fine undertaker / Impressed her as a jester? / But where was I to learn any comical turn? / It was not in a book on a shelf / No teacher to take me, to mold me and make me / A merry man, fool or an elf / But I'm proud to recall that in no time at all / with no other recourses but my own resources / with firm application and determination/ I made a fool of myself!
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When I was a lad I was gloomy and sad
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As I was from the day I was born
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When other babes giggled and gurgled and wiggled
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I proudly was loudly forlorn
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My friends and my family looked at me clammily
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Thought there was something amiss
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When others found various antics hilarious
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All I could manage was this
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Or this hoo hoo
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Or this hoo hoo or this
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My father he shouted he needs to be clouted
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His teeth on a wreath I'll hand him
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My mother she cried as she rushed to my side
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You're a brute and you don't understand him
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So they sent for a witch with a terrible twitch
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To ask how my future impressed her
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She took one look at me
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And cried hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
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He
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What else could he be but a Jester
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A Jester a Jester
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A funny idea a Jester
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No butcher no Baker no candlestick maker
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And me with the look of a fine undertaker impressed her
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As a Jester
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But where could I learn any comical turn
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It was not in a book on the shelf
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No teacher to take me to mold me and make me
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A merry man fool or an elf
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But I'm proud to recall that in no time at all
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With no other recourse's but my own resources
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With firm application and determination
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I made a fool of myself
Clip duration: 69 seconds
Views: 323
Timestamp in movie: 00h 55m 08s
Uploaded: 22 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, family
Summary: A hapless carnival performer masquerades as the court jester as part of a plot against an evil ruler who has overthrown the rightful King.
Comments
00:22 Life could not better be
00:29 He's a brute and a lout
00:14 You marry Griswold
00:06 Caution is for popinjays and cockatoos
00:08 What better place to court Italians
00:29 But the king was amused
00:10 What are you loo loo looing about
00:17 After months of pleading for just this kind of action
00:50 Would you grant the king a little kiss
00:30 Rules of Chivalry be hanged
00:11 I'll take one of those
00:14 Thank you very much
00:16 I bid you welcome
00:54 He must scale a stone wall in full armor
00:17 Speak not of twigs when you look at an oak
00:25 Harm one hair on her head and I throw myself from the...
00:09 Rules of chivalry
00:14 King of jesters and jester to the king
00:30 Only the sharpest eye
00:48 What manner of man is Giacomo