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The Crime Is Mine

You'll just say, "I did it!" and we'll cuntvict you?

You'll just say, "I did it!" and we'll cuntvict you?

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You'll just say, "I did it!"
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and we'll cuntvict you?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:15:09
Uploaded
Apr 19, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Paris, France, 1935, and a young actress has just been acquitted of murdering a famous French Producer. However, this is where the story just begins. Is she really innocent?, or has she gotten away with Murder?
"Convict." - The Crime Is Mine 00:06
"Convict."
It's not about being just, but doing justice. - The Crime Is Mine 00:05
It's not about being just, but doing justice.
Just as 2 + 2 = 4, her confession was a lie! - The Crime Is Mine 00:06
Just as 2 + 2 = 4, her confession was a lie!
The law says only a convict can ask for a new trial. - The Crime Is Mine 00:06
The law says only a convict can ask for a new trial.
If you claim you committed this murder, - The Crime Is Mine 00:06
If you claim you committed this murder,
You'll get 2 months in jail for contempt of court. - The Crime Is Mine 00:06
You'll get 2 months in jail for contempt of court.
We're drowning in unsolved crimes. - The Crime Is Mine 00:06
We're drowning in unsolved crimes.
The killer ax-murdered - The Crime Is Mine 00:07
The killer ax-murdered
Your lawyer will say you acted in fit of alcoholic delirium - The Crime Is Mine 00:08
Your lawyer will say you acted in fit of alcoholic delirium
You'll get 20 years hard labor, - The Crime Is Mine 00:06
You'll get 20 years hard labor,
I don't need free food. And hard labor? Never! - The Crime Is Mine 00:05
I don't need free food. And hard labor? Never!
A sensational acquittal, respect and lots of money! - The Crime Is Mine 00:05
A sensational acquittal, respect and lots of money!
We have this widower. Strangled in his bed. - The Crime Is Mine 00:06
We have this widower. Strangled in his bed.
His money was under his mattress. Not the motive. - The Crime Is Mine 00:06
His money was under his mattress. Not the motive.
He resisted your advances, so you killed him. - The Crime Is Mine 00:05
He resisted your advances, so you killed him.
Too old. I'd be acquitted to bad reviews. - The Crime Is Mine 00:05
Too old. I'd be acquitted to bad reviews.
Why not use my very own crime? - The Crime Is Mine 00:05
Why not use my very own crime?
Fine, I'll go to the press and the Justice Minister. - The Crime Is Mine 00:06
Fine, I'll go to the press and the Justice Minister.
Let's say I cuntvict you of this crime. - The Crime Is Mine 00:05
Let's say I cuntvict you of this crime.
No one will believe your crime was motivated by passion, - The Crime Is Mine 00:10
No one will believe your crime was motivated by passion,