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Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!- Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christwalks into a...

The Crow • 1994

Jesus Christ!- Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christwalks into a hotel. Ow. He hands the innkeeperthree nails and he asks... Don't you ever fuckin' die? "Can you put me up for the night?"

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Jesus Christ Jesus Christ

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Stop me if you heard this one

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Jesus Christ walks into a hotel

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Ow

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He hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks

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Don't you ever fuckin' die

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Can you put me up for the night

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نعم

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لقد هددتة ثم اطلقت علية الرصاص

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راقبت الثقب من أثر الطلقة يغلق تلقائيا

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وبعد ذلك فجر محلى

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يوم لعين نعم

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رأيته أيضا كان يحمل جيتار

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نظر لى قبل ان يقفز من نافذة بالطابق الرابع كما لوكان لدية اجنحة

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نظر اليك موسيقى

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Oh Jésus

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Jésus Arrête moi si tu la connais

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Jesus entre dans une auberge

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Il tend à l'aubergiste trois clous ''

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Tu vas mourir ou merde

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Vous auriez une croix pour la nuit ''

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Jesus Christus

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Jesus Christus Sag mir falls du den schon kennst

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Jesus kommt in ein Hotel

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Er gibt dem Besitzer drei Nägel und fragt

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Stirbst du denn nie

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Können Sie mich heute Nacht festnageln

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ישו הצלוב ישו הצלוב

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עצור אותי אם כבר שמעת את הבדיחה הזאת

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ישו הצלוב נכנס למלון

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אאו

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הוא נותן לבעל המלון שלושה מסמרים ושואל

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אתה אף פעם לא תמות

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אתה יכול למצוא לי מקום להלילה

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Cristo L'hai visto

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So una storiella su Gesù Cristo Fermami se già la conosci

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Gesù Cristo entra in una locanda

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Consegna tre chiodi al locandiere e gli dice

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Ma non muori mai Puoi sistemarmi per la notte

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Dios

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Jesús Si ya conoces la historia dímelo

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Cristo llega a un hotel

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Le da tres clavos al posadero y le dice

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Vas a morir de una puñetera vez

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Me alojas por una noche

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Otelciye üç çivi verdi ve dedi ki

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Sen gebermek nedir bilmez misin

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Bunları bu gece için saklar mısın

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Acıttı mı Siktir Acıt acıtmış mıymış

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Tanrım

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Çarşaflarımı ne hâle getirdiğine bir bak

Available in 11 languages

Duration

26 seconds

Views

1,036

Timestamp in Movie

00:40:20

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, fantasy, thriller

Production

Entertainment Media Investment,Jeff Most Productions,Pressman Film,Dimension Films

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Movie Summary

A man brutally murdered comes back to life as an undead avenger of his and his fiancée's murder.

Actors

Funboy

Eric Draven