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The Crusades

On the edge of revolutionary change at their all boys private high school, three friends set out to have one last great weekend while dodging authority, love affairs and violent foes in the longest weekend of their lives.

Director

Leo Milano

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$5,887

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Leo Grecco

Sean

Jack Nozak

Jess

Indiana Massara

Ryan

Ashley Nicole Williams

Emily Kerpial

Vince

Dean Whitman

Coach Krieger

Nicholas Turturro

Mr. Podkowa

Pizzo

Officer Grabalski

Tyler

Micaiah Anthony Phillips

Caitlyn

Hope Quattrocki

Riggs

Mr. Marshall

Gene

Cafeteria Bully

Officer Kim

Philip Michael Toca

Evan

Nicholas Turturro III

Ms. McDonald

Claudia Michelle Wallace

Chubs

Mr. Riggs

Rigg's Girlfriend

Meathead #1

Cafeteria Lady

Wrecking Crew #1

Tony

Rowdy Student

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Fellas, I appreciate
y'all coming out - The Crusades

Fellas, I appreciate y'all coming out

♪ I see, how
could I miss you? ♪ - The Crusades

♪ I see, how could I miss you? ♪

You know, I had low
expectations for you all, - The Crusades

You know, I had low expectations for you all,

Tyler is just another
asshole from a rival school, - The Crusades

Tyler is just another asshole from a rival school,

No more chitty chat, Jessica,
just drive the damn car. - The Crusades

No more chitty chat, Jessica, just drive the damn car.

♪ Kill, kill, kill, kill ♪ - The Crusades

♪ Kill, kill, kill, kill ♪

You bring thunder
and lightning, - The Crusades

You bring thunder and lightning,

Get on. - The Crusades

This is a friendly reminder
that today is the last day - The Crusades

This is a friendly reminder that today is the last day

So, - The Crusades

You're not gonna believe
this, Dean Whitman, - The Crusades

You're not gonna believe this, Dean Whitman,

If you were home all night,
then you must have spent it - The Crusades

If you were home all night, then you must have spent it

I know you haven't been home, - The Crusades

I know you haven't been home,

Just call up the school board - The Crusades

Just call up the school board

I know you think
you're smart, Nozak, - The Crusades

I know you think you're smart, Nozak,

But if you do manage to slither
your way out of that one, - The Crusades

But if you do manage to slither your way out of that one,

-Am I?
-I've faced the board before, - The Crusades

-Am I? -I've faced the board before,

I want you to pay attention - The Crusades

I want you to pay attention

It means that I need you
to get out of my office, - The Crusades

It means that I need you to get out of my office,

I don't owe you a
damn thing, son, - The Crusades

I don't owe you a damn thing, son,

The fact is you have got
to survive until Monday. - The Crusades

The fact is you have got to survive until Monday.

Now I have already told
you to get out of my office - The Crusades

Now I have already told you to get out of my office

Go watch the announcements
and fix your shirt! - The Crusades

Go watch the announcements and fix your shirt!

Let me guess, your
idea of a date night - The Crusades

Let me guess, your idea of a date night

By the way, thank you so much - The Crusades

By the way, thank you so much

Just assumed you'd run into
me there? How romantic. - The Crusades

Just assumed you'd run into me there? How romantic.

-No.
-The whole point - The Crusades

-No. -The whole point

Yeah, no, you, I'm
following right along - The Crusades

Yeah, no, you, I'm following right along

Leonardo, this is an
orchestra, there are no lyrics. - The Crusades

Leonardo, this is an orchestra, there are no lyrics.

Of course, I just, what
I meant like, it's, - The Crusades

Of course, I just, what I meant like, it's,

You still have to
translate this poem - The Crusades

You still have to translate this poem

"Love knows no age." - The Crusades

"Love knows no age."

No, I'm sorry, could you do - The Crusades

No, I'm sorry, could you do

"Love knows no age." - The Crusades

"Love knows no age."

"Love knows no age." - The Crusades

"Love knows no age."

Yeah, it's a tragic tale,
but a beautiful message. - The Crusades

Yeah, it's a tragic tale, but a beautiful message.

They are, no, I can really
feel like my Italian ancestors - The Crusades

They are, no, I can really feel like my Italian ancestors

Okay, all right, - The Crusades

Okay, all right,

-I'm Evan.
-Sorry I'm late, man, - The Crusades

-I'm Evan. -Sorry I'm late, man,

Here are a few things to
make your day go smoothly, - The Crusades

Here are a few things to make your day go smoothly,

So like your mother, your
sister, your sexuality, - The Crusades

So like your mother, your sister, your sexuality,

And rule number three,
the nerd and the jock - The Crusades

And rule number three, the nerd and the jock

Yeah, so the new wing, - The Crusades

Yeah, so the new wing,

What is that, Grecco - The Crusades

What is that, Grecco

Dude, not trying to
be offensive, - The Crusades

Dude, not trying to be offensive,

-Nice.
-All right, ladies, - The Crusades

-Nice. -All right, ladies,

Now as you all know, - The Crusades

Now as you all know,

On Monday we will be
meeting with our brothers - The Crusades

On Monday we will be meeting with our brothers

Both of our financial
situations are dire - The Crusades

Both of our financial situations are dire

Last and final warning, - The Crusades

Last and final warning,

Now all final details of the
merger will be made public, - The Crusades

Now all final details of the merger will be made public,

Now it's a great day
to be a Owl, gentlemen, - The Crusades

Now it's a great day to be a Owl, gentlemen,

Spooky stuff, allergies,
mergers, gossip, ooh! - The Crusades

Spooky stuff, allergies, mergers, gossip, ooh!

I don't care, I get
paid either way, - The Crusades

I don't care, I get paid either way,

Keep pushing my buttons - The Crusades

Keep pushing my buttons

Well, that's the widow maker. - The Crusades

Well, that's the widow maker.

Whitman was saying some weird,
ominous shit this morning, - The Crusades

Whitman was saying some weird, ominous shit this morning,

Bro, you can't possibly believe, - The Crusades

Bro, you can't possibly believe,

Our whole lives
could be changing - The Crusades

Our whole lives could be changing

I mean, I wouldn't
press charges though, - The Crusades

I mean, I wouldn't press charges though,

♪ You know daddy loves you so,
Rock N Roll has got to go ♪ - The Crusades

♪ You know daddy loves you so, Rock N Roll has got to go ♪...

Despite the school
board's best efforts, - The Crusades

Despite the school board's best efforts,

No more popcorn muscles
here, all right, - The Crusades

No more popcorn muscles here, all right,

Gene, Riggs, grab two donuts
each, slap them on the bar. - The Crusades

Gene, Riggs, grab two donuts each, slap them on the bar.

A strong, full fledged,
use both hands, okay? - The Crusades

A strong, full fledged, use both hands, okay?

All right, full support,
Tony, full fucking support. - The Crusades

All right, full support, Tony, full fucking support.

Yeah, let's go,
come on, move, yes! - The Crusades

Yeah, let's go, come on, move, yes!

Actually, Coach, I'm more
interested in pliability - The Crusades

Actually, Coach, I'm more interested in pliability

Grab a plate and run around
the gym until your back hurts! - The Crusades

Grab a plate and run around the gym until your back hurts!

Nozak, you got more
curves than my ex-wife, - The Crusades

Nozak, you got more curves than my ex-wife,

Coach, I don't
know about weight, - The Crusades

Coach, I don't know about weight,

Yeah, Riggs, I seen
both your girlfriends - The Crusades

Yeah, Riggs, I seen both your girlfriends

Listen, I'm worried about
you boys, I really am, - The Crusades

Listen, I'm worried about you boys, I really am,

Let me tell you something, - The Crusades

Let me tell you something,

In other words, you will be
somebody's bitch by lunchtime, - The Crusades

In other words, you will be somebody's bitch by lunchti...

I give it one week and your
girlfriends will be banging - The Crusades

I give it one week and your girlfriends will be banging

Hey, Coach, what if there's
no one at that school, - The Crusades

Hey, Coach, what if there's no one at that school,

I guess you're right, Pizzo, - The Crusades

I guess you're right, Pizzo,

Hey, I said medium,
this is well done. - The Crusades

Hey, I said medium, this is well done.

Ms. McDonald, I actually
gave all my spare change - The Crusades

Ms. McDonald, I actually gave all my spare change

Jack, you have always
been such a sweet boy. - The Crusades

Jack, you have always been such a sweet boy.

Sean, Riggs,
Gene, this is Jack. - The Crusades

Sean, Riggs, Gene, this is Jack.

Yeah and speaking of, - The Crusades

Yeah and speaking of,

You know how hard it is to
talk to girls to begin with, - The Crusades

You know how hard it is to talk to girls to begin with,

I'm sizzy, it was dark
out plus you weighted it down, - The Crusades

I'm sizzy, it was dark out plus you weighted it down,

So Lee, you gonna have sex
at the social tomorrow, - The Crusades

So Lee, you gonna have sex at the social tomorrow,

If you'd like, I can
offer you a tip or two - The Crusades

If you'd like, I can offer you a tip or two

Right, well, I can't do
that, I gotta play it cool, - The Crusades

Right, well, I can't do that, I gotta play it cool,

I hooked up on a
motorcycle once, - The Crusades

I hooked up on a motorcycle once,

In my research,
documentaries showed that men - The Crusades

In my research, documentaries showed that men

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On the edge of revolutionary change at their all boys private high school, three friends set out to have one last great weekend while dodging authority, love affairs and violent foes in the longest weekend of their lives.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Leo Milano

Writer: Shaun Early, Jack Hussar, Leo Milano

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, drama

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.5

BoxOffice: $5,887

Released: 07 Jul 2023

Awards: N/A

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