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The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

An insurance investigator and an efficency expert who hate each other are both hypnotized by a crooked hypnotist with a jade scorpion into stealing jewels.

Director

Woody Allen

Year

Genre

comedy, crime, mystery

Box Office

$7,517,191

Production

Gravier Productions,DreamWorks Pictures,VCL Communications,Capitol Films

Awards

1 win & 1 nomination

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Sam

Mize

CW Briggs

Jill

Elizabeth Berkley

Rosie

Al

Brian Markinson

Office Worker

Maurice Sonnenberg

Office Worker

Ned

Betty Ann Fitzgerald

Lunch Delivery Man

Rocky's Waiter

George Bond

Chris Magruder

Rainbow Room All Star

Rainbow Room All Star

Rainbow Room All Star

Rainbow Room All Star

Rainbow Room All Star

Rainbow Room All Star

Rainbow Room All Star

Rainbow Room All Star

Raymond Beckenstein

Rainbow Room All Star

Lawrence Feldman

Rainbow Room All Star

Band Leader

Voltan

David Ogden Stiers

Voltan's Assistant

Voltan's Participant

Kenneth Edelson

Voltan's Participant

Brian McConnachie

Voltan's Participant

Night Guard

Rose Kensington

Kensington Guest

Kensington Guest

Kensington Guest

Kensington Guest

Fingerprint Detective

Ramsey Faragallah

Mike

Tom

Arthur J. Nascarella

Kensington Maid

Laura Kensington

Charlize Theron

Charlie

Herb Coopersmith

Michael Mulheren

Joe Coopersmith

Police Station Cop

Radio Announcer

Street Contact

Dancer

Sam's Co-Worker

Mize's client

Kevin Kean Murphy

Police Officer

Dancer

Cop

Rainbow Room Dancer

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Al Cw Briggs Chris Magruder Betty Ann Fitzgerald Laura Kensington C.w. Briggs Jill

That girl's got a body that won't quit - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

That girl's got a body that won't quit

Don't bother seeing me to the door Someone might think we're together - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Don't bother seeing me to the door Someone might think...

The only one that gives me the dry heaves is Briggs - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

The only one that gives me the dry heaves is Briggs

Magician What is your name sir - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Magician What is your name sir

If you've got a cold somebody's got to rub your chest down with Vicks - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

If you've got a cold somebody's got to rub your...

So what You always get your kicks fondling women's shoes - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

So what You always get your kicks fondling women's...

Hmph You have a fresh mouth I'm not sure I like you - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Hmph You have a fresh mouth I'm not sure I like you

Yeah that's right and I have a strawberry mark on my thigh to prove it - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Yeah that's right and I have a strawberry mark on my...

They say I always get my man Me too - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

They say I always get my man Me too

I ain't heard a word about any job - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

I ain't heard a word about any job

'cause the bags under your eyes are getting bigger - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

'cause the bags under your eyes are getting bigger

I got a deck of playing cards with naked women on them You could've you know - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

I got a deck of playing cards with naked women on them You...

If it's in the same spot it was this afternoon I'd like to check it out - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

If it's in the same spot it was this afternoon I'd...

You gonna take that coat off - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

You gonna take that coat off

It hasn't rained in this apartment in 20 years - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

It hasn't rained in this apartment in 20 years

I'll slip into something a little more comfortable wait for you in bed - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

I'll slip into something a little more comfortable wait...

God bless you You have a splendidly shaped buttocks - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

God bless you You have a splendidly shaped buttocks

This is a very smart burglar - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

This is a very smart burglar

You wormy little ferret - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

You wormy little ferret

I wasn't searching I was rummag Can a colleague not rummage - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

I wasn't searching I was rummag Can a colleague not...

I could understand that - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

I could understand that

And you snore like a grizzly bear with a sinus condition - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

And you snore like a grizzly bear with a sinus condition

Who happens right now to be wanted for pederasty will vouch for me - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Who happens right now to be wanted for pederasty will vouch...

It's only an hour and 15 minutes - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

It's only an hour and 15 minutes

I The place is a little messy - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

I The place is a little messy

Can I sit down in there or will I catch something - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Can I sit down in there or will I catch something

They all look the same upside down I can never tell - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

They all look the same upside down I can never tell

Many a man's gone to the gallows on circumstantial evidence - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Many a man's gone to the gallows on circumstantial...

I maybe a scummy vermin but I'm an honest scummy vermin - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

I maybe a scummy vermin but I'm an honest scummy vermin

You don't have a kosher bone in your body - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

You don't have a kosher bone in your body

I'd think you had a brain tumor - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

I'd think you had a brain tumor

There's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

There's a word for people who think everyone is...

Did I really throw you out of bed - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Did I really throw you out of bed

Listen honey I gotta get some help and you're gonna help me - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Listen honey I gotta get some help and you're gonna...

Really You and Magruder It's a match made in heaven - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Really You and Magruder It's a match made in heaven

You misunderstand me I dreamed you and I finally wound up together - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

You misunderstand me I dreamed you and I finally wound up...

Hot The New York City Police want to give me a lifetime achievement award - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Hot The New York City Police want to give me a lifetime...

And then he brought Fitzgerald who was with me at the time - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

And then he brought Fitzgerald who was with me at the time

You got a little crush on her don't ya - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

You got a little crush on her don't ya

Gosh so much passion in a lousy insurance office I know - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Gosh so much passion in a lousy insurance office I know

So did you tell her who's boss - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

So did you tell her who's boss

So should we - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Who do you think I am - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Who do you think I am

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An insurance investigator and an efficency expert who hate each other are both hypnotized by a crooked hypnotist with a jade scorpion into stealing jewels.

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Director: Woody Allen

Writer: Woody Allen

Production: Gravier Productions,DreamWorks Pictures,VCL Communications,Capitol Films

Genre: comedy, crime, mystery

Year: 2001

MetaScore: 52/100

ImdbRating: 6.7

BoxOffice: $7,517,191

Released: 24 Aug 2001

Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

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