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The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Are you divorced or widowed? Did your husband commit suicide? I could understand that

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Are you divorced or widowed? Did your husband commit suicide? I could understand that

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What are you afraid I'll find You couldn't find your nose if I turned the lights out
Duration
5 seconds
Views
0
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:35
Uploaded
Nov 20, 2022
Genres
comedy, crime, mystery
Production
Gravier Productions,DreamWorks Pictures,VCL Communications,Capitol Films

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Movie Summary

An insurance investigator and an efficency expert who hate each other are both hypnotized by a crooked hypnotist with a jade scorpion into stealing jewels.
And you snore like a grizzly bear with a sinus condition - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:05
And you snore like a grizzly bear with a sinus condition
Who happens right now to be wanted for pederasty will vouch for me - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:06
Who happens right now to be wanted for pederasty will vouch...
It's only an hour and 15 minutes - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:07
It's only an hour and 15 minutes
I The place is a little messy - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:07
I The place is a little messy
Can I sit down in there or will I catch something - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:08
Can I sit down in there or will I catch something
They all look the same upside down I can never tell - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:04
They all look the same upside down I can never tell
Many a man's gone to the gallows on circumstantial evidence - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:06
Many a man's gone to the gallows on circumstantial...
I maybe a scummy vermin but I'm an honest scummy vermin - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:05
I maybe a scummy vermin but I'm an honest scummy vermin
You don't have a kosher bone in your body - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:04
You don't have a kosher bone in your body
I'd think you had a brain tumor - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:29
I'd think you had a brain tumor
There's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:07
There's a word for people who think everyone is...
Did I really throw you out of bed - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:07
Did I really throw you out of bed
Listen honey I gotta get some help and you're gonna help me - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:05
Listen honey I gotta get some help and you're gonna...
Really You and Magruder It's a match made in heaven - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:07
Really You and Magruder It's a match made in heaven
You misunderstand me I dreamed you and I finally wound up together - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:09
You misunderstand me I dreamed you and I finally wound up...
Hot The New York City Police want to give me a lifetime achievement award - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:06
Hot The New York City Police want to give me a lifetime...
And then he brought Fitzgerald who was with me at the time - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:06
And then he brought Fitzgerald who was with me at the time
You got a little crush on her don't ya - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:04
You got a little crush on her don't ya
Gosh so much passion in a lousy insurance office I know - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:05
Gosh so much passion in a lousy insurance office I know
So did you tell her who's boss - The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 00:17
So did you tell her who's boss