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The Da Vinci Code

The Good Book did not arrive by facsimile from heaven

Sir Leigh Teabing:
The Good Book did not arrive by facsimile from heaven

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The Good Book did not arrive
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by facsimile from heaven ALL CHUCKLING
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
564
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:29
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
mystery, thriller
Production
Imagine Entertainment,Skylark Productions

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Movie Summary

A murder inside the Louvre, and clues in Da Vinci paintings, lead to the discovery of a religious mystery protected by a secret society for two thousand years, which could shake the foundations of Christianity.

Actors

Ian McKellen
Sir Leigh Teabing
Ian McKellen
The Bible as we know it was finally presided over by one manThe pagan emperor ConstantineI thought Constantine was a ChristianOh hardly no He was a lifelong paganwho was baptized on his deathbedConstantine was Rome's supreme holy manFrom time - The Da Vinci Code 02:16
The Bible as we know it was finally presided over by one...
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Constantine did not create Jesus' divinityHe simply sanctioned an already widely held ideaSemantics No it's not semanticsYou're interpreting facts to support your own conclusionsFact For many Christians Jesus was mortal one day and divine the nextFor some - The Da Vinci Code 00:27
Constantine did not create Jesus' divinityHe simply...
Excuse me Who is God who is manHow many have been murdered over this questionAs long as there has been a one true Godthere has been killing in his name - The Da Vinci Code 00:19
Excuse me Who is God who is manHow many have been murdered...
I trust you recognize The Last Supperthe great fresco by Leonardo da VinciNow my dear if you would close your eyesLeigh save us the parlor tricksYou asked for my help I recallAllow an old man his indulgencesNow mademoiselle where is Jesus sittingIn the - The Da Vinci Code 01:21
I trust you recognize The Last Supperthe great fresco by...
TEDDY: We need to take him cleanly. - The Da Vinci Code
TEDDY: We need to take him cleanly.
Now, mademoiselle, where is Jesus sitting? - The Da Vinci Code 00:57
Now, mademoiselle, where is Jesus sitting?
A man with his skills, I want to know who he really is. - The Da Vinci Code
A man with his skills, I want to know who he really is.
Nobody hates history They hate their own histories - The Da Vinci Code 00:04
Nobody hates history They hate their own histories
This is the original icon for male It's a rudimentary phallusQuite to the point Yes indeedThis is known as the bladeIt represents aggression and manhoodIt's a symbol still used today in modern military uniformsYes the more penises you have the higher your - The Da Vinci Code 00:20
This is the original icon for male It's a rudimentary...
Now as you would imagine the female symbol is its exact oppositeThis is called the chaliceAnd the chalice resembles a cup or vessel or more importantlythe shape of a woman's wombNo the Grail has never been a cupIt is quite literally this ancient symbol of - The Da Vinci Code 01:05
Now as you would imagine the female symbol is its exact...
MASTERS: What the fuck? - The Da Vinci Code
MASTERS: What the fuck?
What the fuck is this? Masters, let's go. - The Da Vinci Code
What the fuck is this? Masters, let's go.
What the fuck? Let's go. - The Da Vinci Code
What the fuck? Let's go.
It's called scotoma The mind sees what it chooses to see - The Da Vinci Code 00:05
It's called scotoma The mind sees what it chooses to...
Who is sheMy dear that's Mary MagdaleneThe prostituteShe was no such thingSmeared by the Church in 591 Anno Domini poor dearMary Magdalene was Jesus' wife - The Da Vinci Code 00:21
Who is sheMy dear that's Mary MagdaleneThe...
MASTERS: Remar, you got A side. Front, follow. - The Da Vinci Code
MASTERS: Remar, you got A side. Front, follow.
This is an old wives' taleThe original one in fact - The Da Vinci Code 00:06
This is an old wives' taleThe original one in fact
ROBERT There's virtually no empirical proofHe knows as well as I do there's much evidence to support itTheories There are theoriesNotice how Jesus and Mary are clothedMirror images of each otherThe mind sees what it chooses to seeAnd venturing into the - The Da Vinci Code 01:28
ROBERT There's virtually no empirical proofHe knows as...
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