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The Death of Dick Long

And I don't think this could have happened to him without the assistance of, uh, -a second...

And I don't think this could have happened to him without the assistance of, uh, -a second party. -Well, what happened?

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And I don't think this could have happened to him
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without the assistance of, uh,
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-a second party. -Well, what happened?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:25
Uploaded
Jun 15, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Dick died last night, and Zeke and Earl don’t want anybody finding out how. That’s too bad though, cause news travels fast in small-town Alabama.
[Dr. Richter] Well, severe peritonitis of the colon, - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
[Dr. Richter] Well, severe peritonitis of the colon,
We didn't even realize he was dealing with that - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
We didn't even realize he was dealing with that
Here's what did him in, - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
Here's what did him in,
I saved a dude one time, - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
I saved a dude one time,
Thought his wife was going to leave him, - The Death of Dick Long 00:07
Thought his wife was going to leave him,
Drank it down. They got him to me just in time. - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
Drank it down. They got him to me just in time.
By the time I got him, - The Death of Dick Long 00:06
By the time I got him,
The point is this, - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
The point is this,
You hemorrhaging back here, - The Death of Dick Long 00:06
You hemorrhaging back here,
Several cranial contusions - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
Several cranial contusions
Exactly, which leads me to believe, - The Death of Dick Long 00:07
Exactly, which leads me to believe,
I just think this guy was a victim of a sexual assault. - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
I just think this guy was a victim of a sexual assault.
We haven't even finished the autopsy yet, - The Death of Dick Long 00:07
We haven't even finished the autopsy yet,
We've got some real perverts on the loose. - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
We've got some real perverts on the loose.
-[door opens] -[bell rings] - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
-[door opens] -[bell rings]
[Dudley] I wanna get some of them scratchers. - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
[Dudley] I wanna get some of them scratchers.
[flies buzzing] - The Death of Dick Long 00:07
[flies buzzing]
Oh, and a four. Eh, you never know. - The Death of Dick Long 00:04
Oh, and a four. Eh, you never know.
-[Dudley] Yeah? -My dad found a wallet. - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
-[Dudley] Yeah? -My dad found a wallet.
[bell rings] - The Death of Dick Long 00:04
[bell rings]