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The Death of Dick Long

Dick Long'sdeath certificate reads"Death by misadventure." Not a homicide

[sighs] Dick Long's
death certificate reads
"Death by misadventure." Not a homicide

Full Transcript

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[sighs] Dick Long's death certificate
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reads "Death by misadventure."
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Not a homicide.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:29:23
Uploaded
Jun 15, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Dick died last night, and Zeke and Earl don’t want anybody finding out how. That’s too bad though, cause news travels fast in small-town Alabama.
Charge Olson with Reckless Endangerment, - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
Charge Olson with Reckless Endangerment,
All right, but... - The Death of Dick Long 00:04
All right, but...
See if she wants that broadcast on Fox6. - The Death of Dick Long 00:06
See if she wants that broadcast on Fox6.
See how Zeke Olson's daughter feels 'bout pressing charges. - The Death of Dick Long 00:07
See how Zeke Olson's daughter feels 'bout pressi...
Well, not sayin' it's logical. Not sayin' that at all. - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
Well, not sayin' it's logical. Not sayin' tha...
[sighs] - The Death of Dick Long 00:11
[sighs]
[laughing] Of course I'm kidding you! - The Death of Dick Long 00:06
[laughing] Of course I'm kidding you!
What's the matter with you? Lordy. - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
What's the matter with you? Lordy.
-You c'mon. -[laughing] - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
-You c'mon. -[laughing]
People sure are inscrutable on their insides, huh? - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
People sure are inscrutable on their insides, huh?
I don't know what else besides that to say, I guess. - The Death of Dick Long 00:06
I don't know what else besides that to say, I guess.
Zeke, just stop it. What are you doing here? - The Death of Dick Long 00:04
Zeke, just stop it. What are you doing here?
I heard you burned the house down today, - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
I heard you burned the house down today,
[Lydia sighs] - The Death of Dick Long 00:07
[Lydia sighs]
Oh, shit. Oh, look who finally came to their senses. - The Death of Dick Long 00:06
Oh, shit. Oh, look who finally came to their senses.
Yeah, well, as soon as we leave here, we'll be cool. - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
Yeah, well, as soon as we leave here, we'll be cool.
-Yeah. -[door opens] - The Death of Dick Long 00:06
-Yeah. -[door opens]
You're a good guy for comin' along - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
You're a good guy for comin' along
I dunno, I told her I had some family shit. - The Death of Dick Long 00:04
I dunno, I told her I had some family shit.
So what happens when we end up nowhere? - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
So what happens when we end up nowhere?