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The Death of Dick Long

Thought his wifewas going to leave him, so he went in the kitchenunder the sink, poured...

Thought his wife
was going to leave him, so he went in the kitchen
under the sink, poured him up one of them
suicide margaritas

Full Transcript

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Thought his wife was going to leave him,
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so he went in the kitchen under the sink,
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poured him up one of them suicide margaritas.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:50
Uploaded
Jun 15, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Dick died last night, and Zeke and Earl don’t want anybody finding out how. That’s too bad though, cause news travels fast in small-town Alabama.
Drank it down. They got him to me just in time. - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
Drank it down. They got him to me just in time.
By the time I got him, - The Death of Dick Long 00:06
By the time I got him,
The point is this, - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
The point is this,
You hemorrhaging back here, - The Death of Dick Long 00:06
You hemorrhaging back here,
Several cranial contusions - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
Several cranial contusions
Exactly, which leads me to believe, - The Death of Dick Long 00:07
Exactly, which leads me to believe,
I just think this guy was a victim of a sexual assault. - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
I just think this guy was a victim of a sexual assault.
We haven't even finished the autopsy yet, - The Death of Dick Long 00:07
We haven't even finished the autopsy yet,
We've got some real perverts on the loose. - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
We've got some real perverts on the loose.
-[door opens] -[bell rings] - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
-[door opens] -[bell rings]
[Dudley] I wanna get some of them scratchers. - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
[Dudley] I wanna get some of them scratchers.
[flies buzzing] - The Death of Dick Long 00:07
[flies buzzing]
Oh, and a four. Eh, you never know. - The Death of Dick Long 00:04
Oh, and a four. Eh, you never know.
-[Dudley] Yeah? -My dad found a wallet. - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
-[Dudley] Yeah? -My dad found a wallet.
[bell rings] - The Death of Dick Long 00:04
[bell rings]
Uh, daughter tells me you found a missing wallet. - The Death of Dick Long 00:04
Uh, daughter tells me you found a missing wallet.
Oh, it's not missing anymore! [laughs] - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
Oh, it's not missing anymore! [laughs]
I thought I should take it to the police, uh, here you are! - The Death of Dick Long 00:05
I thought I should take it to the police, uh, here you are...
-[door opens] -[bell rings] - The Death of Dick Long 00:08
-[door opens] -[bell rings]
Yup, just got a, uh, missing wallet. - The Death of Dick Long 00:04
Yup, just got a, uh, missing wallet.