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"The Death of Stalin" quotes

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When dictator Joseph Stalin dies, his parasitic cronies square off in a frantic power struggle to become the next Soviet leader. As they bumble, brawl and back-stab their way to the top, the question remains — just who is running the government?

Director: Armando Iannucci
Writer: Fabien Nury, Thierry Robin, Armando Iannucci
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, history
Year: 2017
MetaScore: 88/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $8,047,856
Released: 09 Mar 2018
Awards: Nominated for 2 BAFTA 18 wins & 40 nominations total

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Vasily StalinNikita KhrushchevSoldierMaria Veniaminovna YudinaGeorgy MalenkovLavrentiy BeriaVyacheslav MolotovSergeiAndreyevSvetlana StalinSpartak Sokolov - Conductor 1Anastas MikoyanNicolai BulganinMatryonaSargeantJoseph StalinBrezhnevNkvd Officer KobulovIce Hockey CoachLazar KaganovichDr. LukomskyNkvd Officer AslanovLavrenti BeriaPolina MolotovaZhukov's Chief Of StaffYoung Doctor
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Jesus Christ - The Death of Stalin 00:20 Jesus Christ Josef Vissarionovich Stalin - The Death of Stalin 00:34 Josef Vissarionovich Stalin Long Live Stalin - The Death of Stalin 00:21 Long Live Stalin She did everything - The Death of Stalin 00:28 She did everything Should we investigate - The Death of Stalin 00:23 Should we investigate Shouldn't you check it - The Death of Stalin 00:23 Shouldn't you check it Terrible mood to be in - The Death of Stalin 00:19 Terrible mood to be in What plane crash - The Death of Stalin 00:33 What plane crash Who was it - The Death of Stalin 00:29 Who was it All of you can kiss my Russian ass - The Death of Stalin 00:14 All of you can kiss my Russian ass Bourgeois immorality - The Death of Stalin 00:14 Bourgeois immorality Can we trust him - The Death of Stalin 00:16 Can we trust him Comrade Malenkov - The Death of Stalin 00:53 Comrade Malenkov Everybody happy - The Death of Stalin 00:18 Everybody happy Foreign Powers - The Death of Stalin 00:34 Foreign Powers He deserves a trial - The Death of Stalin 00:14 He deserves a trial He's not bad - The Death of Stalin 00:12 He's not bad I fucked Germany - The Death of Stalin 00:21 I fucked Germany I want to make a speech at my father's funeral - The Death of Stalin 00:23 I want to make a speech at my father's funeral I will unlock the schedule an squeeze him in - The Death of Stalin 00:21 I will unlock the schedule an squeeze him in I won't do it - The Death of Stalin 01:14 I won't do it If nobody objects - The Death of Stalin 00:16 If nobody objects I'm confident of ever lasting life - The Death of Stalin 00:26 I'm confident of ever lasting life I'm going to have to report this conversation - The Death of Stalin 00:38 I'm going to have to report this conversation Right what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication round here - The Death of Stalin 00:06 Right what's a war hero got to do to get some... Tell me something - The Death of Stalin 00:12 Tell me something Well if he recovers then we got a good doctor - The Death of Stalin 00:08 Well if he recovers then we got a good doctor Why did you let him do that - The Death of Stalin 00:07 Why did you let him do that Georgy when you go home make sure your wife writes down - The Death of Stalin 00:10 Georgy when you go home make sure your wife writes down Are you wearing a corset - The Death of Stalin 00:15 Are you wearing a corset Yes he is - The Death of Stalin 00:03 Yes he is I will bury you in history - The Death of Stalin 00:04 I will bury you in history We're talking about Stalingrad how cold it was - The Death of Stalin 00:16 We're talking about Stalingrad how cold it was Good night comrades Long live the Communist Party of Lenin Stalin - The Death of Stalin 00:08 Good night comrades Long live the Communist Party of Lenin... Oh Stalin Stalin destroyed the status quo and he built a new one - The Death of Stalin 00:13 Oh Stalin Stalin destroyed the status quo and he built a new... He's irreplaceable - The Death of Stalin 00:31 He's irreplaceable You're the coach Coach them so they're as good as the dead team was - The Death of Stalin 00:08 You're the coach Coach them so they're as good as... My father's going to die - The Death of Stalin 00:09 My father's going to die We offer our tears though not as a gift of course - The Death of Stalin 00:06 We offer our tears though not as a gift of course Foreigners A vile crime has been perpetrated - The Death of Stalin 00:25 Foreigners A vile crime has been perpetrated Why should I trust you - The Death of Stalin 00:08 Why should I trust you Time for a cowboy movie Who's in my posse - The Death of Stalin 00:05 Time for a cowboy movie Who's in my posse And I really need your help To do what - The Death of Stalin 00:29 And I really need your help To do what I want to make a speech at my father's funeral - The Death of Stalin 00:11 I want to make a speech at my father's funeral Can you please just be cordial - The Death of Stalin 00:10 Can you please just be cordial Don't worry nobody's gonna get killed I promise you - The Death of Stalin 00:15 Don't worry nobody's gonna get killed I promise... Should we investigate - The Death of Stalin 00:11 Should we investigate How can you run and plot at the same time - The Death of Stalin 00:04 How can you run and plot at the same time All the best doctors are in the gulag or dead - The Death of Stalin 00:12 All the best doctors are in the gulag or dead Long live Stalin Stalin's dead Malenkov's in charge - The Death of Stalin 00:10 Long live Stalin Stalin's dead Malenkov's in... But I'm confident of everlasting life - The Death of Stalin 00:17 But I'm confident of everlasting life Not today - The Death of Stalin 00:09 Not today I'm in I'm in That fucker thinks he can take on the Red Army - The Death of Stalin 00:14 I'm in I'm in That fucker thinks he can take on... MARIA Josef Vissarionovich Stalin - The Death of Stalin 00:16 MARIA Josef Vissarionovich Stalin What took you so long You fucking walk here - The Death of Stalin 00:12 What took you so long You fucking walk here My father - The Death of Stalin 00:15 My father I've had nightmares that made more sense than this - The Death of Stalin 00:09 I've had nightmares that made more sense than this KAGANOVICH I thought we'd banned those freaks - The Death of Stalin 00:04 KAGANOVICH I thought we'd banned those freaks I know Jesus Christ - The Death of Stalin 00:15 I know Jesus Christ MAN Shoot him SHOUTING - The Death of Stalin 00:36 MAN Shoot him SHOUTING I hate being sober It's a terrible terrible mood to be in - The Death of Stalin 00:12 I hate being sober It's a terrible terrible mood to be... I want to make a speech at my father's funeral - The Death of Stalin 00:34 I want to make a speech at my father's funeral I would like - The Death of Stalin 00:13 I would like It's the painting - The Death of Stalin 00:25 It's the painting Modern soldier's greatest fear It's not death It's not starvation - The Death of Stalin 00:08 Modern soldier's greatest fear It's not death... Hmm I've always been loyal to Stalin Always - The Death of Stalin 00:45 Hmm I've always been loyal to Stalin Always They look like mental patients - The Death of Stalin 00:06 They look like mental patients It's lucky we both now live in the new Soviet Union - The Death of Stalin 00:14 It's lucky we both now live in the new Soviet Union I found her She's uh grown a little since the photograph - The Death of Stalin 00:08 I found her She's uh grown a little since the... You have a nice long sleep old man - The Death of Stalin 00:09 You have a nice long sleep old man Right right He's using you Georgy - The Death of Stalin 00:35 Right right He's using you Georgy You are accused - The Death of Stalin 00:30 You are accused Which doctor have you called - The Death of Stalin 00:26 Which doctor have you called She's got everything we require for the situation - The Death of Stalin 00:41 She's got everything we require for the situation Want a job done properly you call the army - The Death of Stalin 00:28 Want a job done properly you call the army I will not be silen - The Death of Stalin 00:07 I will not be silen Vasily - The Death of Stalin 00:10 Vasily Everybody happy Proper dead - The Death of Stalin 00:10 Everybody happy Proper dead You smell like rendered horse you burning arsehole - The Death of Stalin 00:06 You smell like rendered horse you burning arsehole Smells like a Baku pisshouse in here - The Death of Stalin 00:07 Smells like a Baku pisshouse in here Come on play Play better - The Death of Stalin 00:06 Come on play Play better I'm worried about Malenkov though - The Death of Stalin 00:10 I'm worried about Malenkov though All right boys Meet your dates for tonight - The Death of Stalin 00:09 All right boys Meet your dates for tonight ZHUKOV Go and kill them BERIA Kobulov - The Death of Stalin 00:10 ZHUKOV Go and kill them BERIA Kobulov I am the General Secretary of the Soviet Union - The Death of Stalin 00:13 I am the General Secretary of the Soviet Union You're just making this shit up as you go along - The Death of Stalin 00:08 You're just making this shit up as you go along You balls like Kremlin domes Stop Be serious Are you in - The Death of Stalin 00:06 You balls like Kremlin domes Stop Be serious Are you in But is not a pause in itself part of the revolution - The Death of Stalin 00:13 But is not a pause in itself part of the revolution Okay let's go and catch a pig for the pot - The Death of Stalin 00:06 Okay let's go and catch a pig for the pot
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Cast

Maria Veniaminovna Yudina - Olga Kurylenko
Sergei - Tom Brooke
Andreyev - Paddy Considine
Spartak Sokolov - Conductor 1 - Justin Edwards
Josef Stalin - Adrian McLoughlin
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