The Death of Stalin quotes

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Moscow, 1953. After being in power for nearly 30 years, Soviet dictator Josef Stalin takes ill and quickly dies. Now the members of the Council of Ministers scramble for power.

Director: Armando Iannucci
Writer: Armando Iannucci, David Schneider, Ian Martin, Peter Fellows (additional material by), Fabien Nury (based on the comic book "The Death of Stalin" by), Thierry Robin (based on the comic book "The Death of Stalin" by), Fabien Nury (original screenplay by)
Production: IFC Films
Genre: comedy, drama, history
Year: 2017
MetaScore: 88/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 09 Mar 2018
Awards: Nominated for 2 BAFTA Film Awards. Another 8 wins & 14 nominations.


80 Clips & Quotes

I want to make a speech at my father's funeral - The Death of Stalin 00:23 I want to make a speech at my father's funeral Should we investigate - The Death of Stalin 00:23 Should we investigate Don't worry - The Death of Stalin 00:24 Don't worry How can you run and plot at the same time - The Death of Stalin 00:15 How can you run and plot at the same time All the best doctors are in the gulag or dead - The Death of Stalin 00:16 All the best doctors are in the gulag or dead Long Live Stalin - The Death of Stalin 00:21 Long Live Stalin But I'm confident of everlasting life - The Death of Stalin 00:32 But I'm confident of everlasting life What took you so long - The Death of Stalin 00:16 What took you so long Josef Vissarionovich Stalin - The Death of Stalin 00:34 Josef Vissarionovich Stalin I've had nightmares that made more sense than this - The Death of Stalin 00:17 I've had nightmares that made more sense than this I thought we'd banned those freaks - The Death of Stalin 00:14 I thought we'd banned those freaks Was a warm and mighty bear - The Death of Stalin 00:21 Was a warm and mighty bear I fucked Germany - The Death of Stalin 00:21 I fucked Germany They look like mental patients - The Death of Stalin 00:13 They look like mental patients A modern soldier's greatest fear - The Death of Stalin 00:23 A modern soldier's greatest fear Jesus Christ - The Death of Stalin 00:20 Jesus Christ I'm confident of ever lasting life - The Death of Stalin 00:26 I'm confident of ever lasting life Terrible mood to be in - The Death of Stalin 00:19 Terrible mood to be in We found her - The Death of Stalin 00:23 We found her All of you can kiss my Russian ass - The Death of Stalin 00:14 All of you can kiss my Russian ass Foreign Powers - The Death of Stalin 00:34 Foreign Powers You smell like rendered horse - The Death of Stalin 00:17 You smell like rendered horse I'll take it from here - The Death of Stalin 00:15 I'll take it from here Play better - The Death of Stalin 00:09 Play better Who was it - The Death of Stalin 00:29 Who was it I don't think any of these people ever heard of Mozart - The Death of Stalin 00:18 I don't think any of these people ever heard of Mozart You're just making this shit up as you go along - The Death of Stalin 00:17 You're just making this shit up as you go along Is there any cheese in this building - The Death of Stalin 00:14 Is there any cheese in this building Everybody happy - The Death of Stalin 00:18 Everybody happy Do people not eat herbs any more - The Death of Stalin 00:26 Do people not eat herbs any more Take the papers - The Death of Stalin 00:26 Take the papers My father was a great social scientist - The Death of Stalin 00:28 My father was a great social scientist If nobody objects - The Death of Stalin 00:16 If nobody objects He deserves a trial - The Death of Stalin 00:14 He deserves a trial Stalin would be loving this - The Death of Stalin 00:13 Stalin would be loving this He's not bad - The Death of Stalin 00:12 He's not bad Up his arse - The Death of Stalin 00:17 Up his arse Soak up the Vodka - The Death of Stalin 00:18 Soak up the Vodka I have a bad back - The Death of Stalin 00:17 I have a bad back It smells like a Baku Pisshouse in here - The Death of Stalin 00:15 It smells like a Baku Pisshouse in here Bourgeois immorality - The Death of Stalin 00:14 Bourgeois immorality I never thought it would be you - The Death of Stalin 00:13 I never thought it would be you You've balls like Kremlin domes - The Death of Stalin 00:13 You've balls like Kremlin domes I sometimes wonder if he's meant for this World - The Death of Stalin 00:17 I sometimes wonder if he's meant for this World I'm knackered - The Death of Stalin 00:15 I'm knackered Little Bird - The Death of Stalin 00:09 Little Bird Can you please just be cordial - The Death of Stalin 00:28 Can you please just be cordial I'm going to have to report this conversation - The Death of Stalin 00:38 I'm going to have to report this conversation What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here - The Death of Stalin 00:20 What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around... Comrade Malenkov - The Death of Stalin 00:53 Comrade Malenkov I would like - The Death of Stalin 00:13 I would like I will bury you in history - The Death of Stalin 00:12 I will bury you in history Tell me something - The Death of Stalin 00:31 Tell me something We were talking about Stalingrad - The Death of Stalin 00:54 We were talking about Stalingrad Good night - The Death of Stalin 00:26 Good night When you go home - The Death of Stalin 00:38 When you go home Time for a cowboy movie - The Death of Stalin 00:15 Time for a cowboy movie I won't do it - The Death of Stalin 01:14 I won't do it Shouldn't you check it - The Death of Stalin 00:23 Shouldn't you check it She did everything - The Death of Stalin 00:28 She did everything He's irreplaceable - The Death of Stalin 01:13 He's irreplaceable What plane crash - The Death of Stalin 00:33 What plane crash If he recovers - The Death of Stalin 00:25 If he recovers She's got everything we require for the situation - The Death of Stalin 01:24 She's got everything we require for the situation You're the coach - The Death of Stalin 00:27 You're the coach It's the painting - The Death of Stalin 00:56 It's the painting My father's going to die - The Death of Stalin 00:29 My father's going to die And he built a new one - The Death of Stalin 00:37 And he built a new one I'm not gonna do the seating plan - The Death of Stalin 00:25 I'm not gonna do the seating plan We offer our tears - The Death of Stalin 00:15 We offer our tears You understand what's going on - The Death of Stalin 00:28 You understand what's going on I will unlock the schedule an squeeze him in - The Death of Stalin 00:21 I will unlock the schedule an squeeze him in Why did you let him do that - The Death of Stalin 00:22 Why did you let him do that And I have a bad back - The Death of Stalin 00:29 And I have a bad back Foreigners - The Death of Stalin 01:07 Foreigners Why should I trust you - The Death of Stalin 00:23 Why should I trust you You spineless rat - The Death of Stalin 00:20 You spineless rat Who's gonna carry the can for this farrago of shit - The Death of Stalin 00:17 Who's gonna carry the can for this farrago of shit Can we trust him - The Death of Stalin 00:16 Can we trust him Is this magisterial enough for you all - The Death of Stalin 00:35 Is this magisterial enough for you all

Cast

Maria Veniaminovna Yudina - Olga Kurylenko
Sergei - Tom Brooke
Andreyev - Paddy Considine
Spartak Sokolov - Conductor 1 - Justin Edwards
Josef Stalin - Adrian McLoughlin
Lavrenti Beria - Simon Russell Beale
Georgy Malenkov - Jeffrey Tambor
Nikita Khrushchev - Steve Buscemi
Vyacheslav Molotov - Michael Palin
NKVD Officer Delov - Paul Ready
Woman in Layers of Clothes - Yulya Muhrygina
Man in Layers of Clothes - Andrey Korzhenevskiy
Musician 1 - Roger Ashton-Griffiths
Musician 2 - Jeremy Limb
Citizen Bundled into Car - Andy Gathergood
Young Man Snitch - Alexandr Piskunov
Middle Aged Man - Ruslav Neupokoev
Middle Aged Wife - Alla Bineeva
Boris Bresnavich - Conductor 2 - Nicholas Woodeson
Mrs Bresnavich - Elaine Claxton
Concert Director - George Potts
Nina Khrushchev - Sylvestra Le Touzel
NKVD Officer Kobulov - Nicholas Sidi
NKVD Officer Pervak - Jonny Phillips
Soldier - Alex Harvey-Brown
Sargeant - Tim Steed
Matryona - June Watson
NKVD Guard Ilyin - Adam Shaw
NKVD Officer Sliminov - Daniel Tuite
Khrustalyov - David Crow
Lazar Kaganovich - Dermot Crowley
Anastas Mikoyan - Paul Whitehouse
Nicolai Bulganin - Paul Chahidi
Dr. Lukomsky - Karl Johnson
Lidiya Timashuk - Cara Horgan
Young Doctor - Emilio Iannucci
Tall Doctor - Daniel Booroff
Svetlana - Andrea Riseborough
Ice Hockey Coach - Dan Mersh
Vasily - Rupert Friend
Tarasov - Richard Brake
Army General - James Barriscale
NKVD Officer at Dacha Gates - Daniel Tatarsky
Red Army Captain (as Ricky Gabriellini) - Ricky Gabbriellini
Young Waitress - Eva Sayer
Polina Molotova - Diana Quick
Prisoner at Gulag - Adam Ewan
Volga Guard Chasov - Michael Ballard
Volga Guard Shulga - Phil Deguara
Mezhnikov - Jonathan Aris
Little Girl 2 - Katie McCreedy
NKVD Officer Aslanov - Ewan Bailey
Field Marshal Zhukov - Jason Isaacs
Zhukov's Chief of Staff - Leeroy Murray
Teenage Ostrich Girl - Keely Smith
Translator - Sheng-Chien Tsai
Zhou Enlai - Dave Wong
NKVD Officer Fedin - Sergey Korshkov
Father - Alexander Grigorivev
Mother - Olga Dadukevich
Daughter - Nastya Koshevatskaya
Son (as Danya Bochkov) - Danila Bochkov
NKVD Colonel Entin - Sebastian Aton
Russian Woman - Nastya Karpenko
Little Girl 1 - Amelia McCreedy
Brezhnev - Gerald Lepkowski
Moskalenko - Luke D'Silva
Red Army General - Daniel Chapple
Red Army Captain - Daniel Smith
Teenage Girl - Ellen Evans
Red Army Colonel - Oleg Drach
Marshal Konev - Daniel Fearn
Soviet Mourner - Rodrig Andrisan
Violinist / Orchestra Leader - Karen Anstee
Soviet Mourner - Claire Ashton
Prisoner - Derek Barr
Florist - Silva Beshi
Soldier - Martin Bratanov
Steel Worker - Alex Delescu
Army General - Glenn Doherty
Kremlin Staff - Iulia Filipovscaia
Florist - Caroline Garnell
Stalin's Doctor - Robin George
Red Army Soldier - Vaslov Goom
Steel Worker - Jason Grangier
Soviet Assassin - Mindaugas Grazys
Child Mourner - Henry Helm
Sweet Russian Girl - Eloise Henwood
Posh Concert Audience / Mourner - Kornelia Horvath
Russian Gentleman - Ashley Hudson
Russian Mourner - Attila G. Kerekes
Posh Concert Audience - Svyatoslav Ketchin
Posh Audience - Gary Kiely
Assistant Communist - Dardan Kolicaj
Ice Hockey Player - Alexei Komarov
Russian Party member - Nigel Lowe
Posh Audience Member - Daniel Markowicz
Red Army Soldier - Christopher Marsh
Posh Audience - Alan Mathis
Russian Peasant - Ryan Paul McCarthy
Mourner - Robert McLanachan
Concert Guest - Yves O'Hara
Russian Child - Cadyn Page
Soviet Mourner - Jag Patel
Hairy Old Doctor - Steve Saunders
Hungarian President Assistant - Adam Sef
Posh Audience / Mourner - Richard Stanley
NKVD Russian Officer / Shooter - François Sternkiker
NKVD Soldier - Matt Townsend
Posh Gent in Audience - Zac Whitehead
Army Colonel - Dean Williams
NKVD Officer - Miroslav Zaruba