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"The Decoy Bride" quotes

The Decoy Bride poster
When the world's media descend on the remote Scottish island where a Hollywood actress is attempting to get married, a local girl is hired as a decoy bride to put the paparazzi off the scent.

Director: Sheree Folkson
Writer: Neil Jaworski, Sally Phillips
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 42/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $759
Released: 09 Mar 2012
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

26 Clips

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You don't live here - The Decoy Bride 00:18 You don't live here And you're back on Hegg now because - The Decoy Bride 00:28 And you're back on Hegg now because All those under 50 are now married except one - The Decoy Bride 00:11 All those under 50 are now married except one I've been trying to get your attention with conventional weapons - The Decoy Bride 00:10 I've been trying to get your attention with... I wanted to grow old with you You're beautiful and clever now - The Decoy Bride 00:16 I wanted to grow old with you You're beautiful and... What's this nameless new book of yours about then if it exists - The Decoy Bride 00:26 What's this nameless new book of yours about then if it... When God made time he made plenty of it - The Decoy Bride 00:13 When God made time he made plenty of it Come on You're doing really well - The Decoy Bride 00:07 Come on You're doing really well I've got to get out of here Katie I've never been anywhere - The Decoy Bride 00:16 I've got to get out of here Katie I've never been... They asked 10 000 men to name their ideal partner - The Decoy Bride 00:30 They asked 10 000 men to name their ideal partner This is where you tell me I'm just one chapter - The Decoy Bride 00:17 This is where you tell me I'm just one chapter They say write about what you know - The Decoy Bride 00:13 They say write about what you know Nobody's going to buy a guidebook to Hegg - The Decoy Bride 00:06 Nobody's going to buy a guidebook to Hegg How do you know when you've met 'the one' - The Decoy Bride 00:18 How do you know when you've met 'the one' Sorry It's cruel to give the servants names isn't it - The Decoy Bride 00:16 Sorry It's cruel to give the servants names isn't... Cow eyes Let me tell you - The Decoy Bride 00:11 Cow eyes Let me tell you Do you like him - The Decoy Bride 00:23 Do you like him She is not putting toilet cleaner in my hair - The Decoy Bride 00:09 She is not putting toilet cleaner in my hair I've just been kicked in the face by the most beautiful woman - The Decoy Bride 00:15 I've just been kicked in the face by the most beautiful... Griddled puffin On a Friday - The Decoy Bride 00:05 Griddled puffin On a Friday Now sweetie I may look like a simple cake baking - The Decoy Bride 00:33 Now sweetie I may look like a simple cake baking I love her I am a cavern of longingness - The Decoy Bride 00:15 I love her I am a cavern of longingness To my wife A chapter can be a book - The Decoy Bride 00:08 To my wife A chapter can be a book For someone in marketing you're not very good at lying - The Decoy Bride 00:12 For someone in marketing you're not very good at lying But I don't look anything like Lara Tyler That's true - The Decoy Bride 00:11 But I don't look anything like Lara Tyler That's... Where do these stupid people kiss - The Decoy Bride 00:10 Where do these stupid people kiss

Cast

Hotel Doorman - Danny Bage
Charley - Dylan Moran
Chloe - Hannah Bourne
Steve - Michael Urie
Emma - Sally Phillips
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