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The Degenerates

You remember when the phone's ringing, -"Oh, I shouldn't call this motherfucker!" I... My...

you remember when the phone's ringing, -"Oh, I shouldn't call this motherfucker!" I... My last boyfriend dumped me
over text message, and I didn't even have a plan!
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you remember when the phone's ringing,
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-"Oh, I shouldn't call this motherfucker!"
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I... My last boyfriend dumped me over text message,
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and I didn't even have a plan! You understand? Like...
Duration
12 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:14
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Rotten Science

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Movie Summary

A series of no-holds-barred comedy from the likes of rising comics like Big Jay Oakerson, Joey Diaz, Liza Treyger, Yamaneika Saunders, Christina P. and Brad Williams.
S01 • E05 I heard him down there yelling and screaming, - The Degenerates 00:05
I heard him down there yelling and screaming,
S01 • E02 And the other job I don't think I could do - The Degenerates 00:13
And the other job I don't think I could do
S01 • E04 Also, during my depression, I got addicted to porn and Survivor. - The Degenerates 00:10
Also, during my depression, I got addicted to porn and Survi...
S01 • E06 'Cause In my twenties, I was all self-conscious, you know, - The Degenerates 00:11
'Cause In my twenties, I was all self-conscious, you kn...
S01 • E01 ..."Thank you!" - The Degenerates 00:14
..."Thank you!"
S01 • E03 I shouldn't be calling him, but I'm calling him, - The Degenerates 00:05
I shouldn't be calling him, but I'm calling him,
S01 • E05 That means... that means I knocked my wife up at 49. - The Degenerates 00:05
That means... that means I knocked my wife up at 49.
S01 • E06 No, I'm shy." - The Degenerates 00:05
No, I'm shy."
S01 • E02 How is he gonna heal me with lucky charms? That's not a real thing. - The Degenerates 00:05
How is he gonna heal me with lucky charms? That's not a...
S01 • E03 And I think you guys don't understand. Sometimes girls just need the fucking dick - The Degenerates 00:06
And I think you guys don't understand. Sometimes girls ...
S01 • E04 Um, porn fans, of all the people that whooed, how many of you pay for your porn? - The Degenerates 00:05
Um, porn fans, of all the people that whooed, how many of yo...
S01 • E02 Fucking Obamacare. Can't even get a full That's bullshit." - The Degenerates 00:10
Fucking Obamacare. Can't even get a full That's bu...
S01 • E03 We don't want to learn new dick. I just want to fuck you. I... - The Degenerates 00:05
We don't want to learn new dick. I just want to fuck yo...
S01 • E01 So this guy's just whaling on her, - The Degenerates 00:06
So this guy's just whaling on her,
S01 • E05 These guys on TV that I can't get a fucking hard-on at fucking 40. - The Degenerates 00:05
These guys on TV that I can't get a fucking hard-on at ...
S01 • E05 Look at me impregnating motherfuckers at 49. - The Degenerates 00:04
Look at me impregnating motherfuckers at 49.
S01 • E01 She's like, "Thank you, StinkyPickle654023! - The Degenerates 00:06
She's like, "Thank you, StinkyPickle654023!
S01 • E02 But I'm glad to be performing for you 'cause dwarfs make everything better. - The Degenerates 00:04
But I'm glad to be performing for you 'cause dwarf...
S01 • E04 I'm new to porn, so I didn't realize nobody paid for it, - The Degenerates 00:05
I'm new to porn, so I didn't realize nobody paid f...
S01 • E03 It's a whole thing. When you fuck a new guy, - The Degenerates 00:06
It's a whole thing. When you fuck a new guy,