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My friends on the mainland think just because I live in Hawaii, I live in paradise

The Descendants

My friends on the mainland think just becauseI live in Hawaii, I live in paradise. Like a...

The Descendants • 2011

My friends on the mainland think just becauseI live in Hawaii, I live in paradise. Like a permanent vacation. We're all just out here sipping mai tais,shaking our hips, and catching waves. Are they insane?Do they think we 're immune to life? How can they possibly think ourfamilies are less screwed up......our cancers less fatal......our heartaches less painful? Hell, I haven't been on asurfboard in 15 years. For the last 23 days......I've been living in a paradise of IVsand urine bags and tracheal tubes. Paradise? Paradise can go fuck itself

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Like a permanent vacation

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We're all just out here sipping mai tais shaking our hips and catching waves

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Are they insane Do they think we 're immune to life

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How can they possibly think our families are less screwed up

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our cancers less fatal

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our heartaches less painful

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Hell I haven't been on a surfboard in 15 years

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For the last 23 days

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I've been living in a paradise of IVs and urine bags and tracheal tubes

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Paradise

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Paradise can go fuck itself

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pos 192 245 أصدقائي في البر يعتقدون فقط لأنني أعيش في هاواي فأنا أعيش في الجنة

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pos 192 245 كالإجازة الدائمة

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pos 192 245 جميعنا هنا نرتشف شراب ماي تاي نهز أردافنا ون لاحق الأمواج

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هل هم مجانين

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أيعتقدون أن لدينا مناعة ضد الحياة

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أن ى لهم التفكير بأن عائلاتنا أقل خرابا سرطاننا أقل إماتتا ص داعنا أقل ألما

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أنا لم أركب لوح ركمجة منذ 15 عاما

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في الـ23 يوم الماضية عشت في جنة ح قن الوريد وأكياس البول وأنابيب التنفس

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جنة

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اللعنة على تلك جنة

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Comme des vacances permanentes

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Nous ne faisons que siroter des mai tais bouger nos hanches et attraper des vagues

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Sont ils fous Pensent ils que nous sommes à l'abri de la vie

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Comment peuvent ils penser que nos familles sont moins tordues

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Nos cancers moins fatals

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Nos chagrins moins douloureux

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Je n'ai pas été sur une planche de surf depuis 15 ans

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Durant les 23 derniers jours

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J'ai vécu dans un paradis d'IVs de poches à urine et de tubes trachéaux

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Le paradis

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Le paradis peut aller se faire foutre

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Мои друзья на материке думают что только потому что я живу на Гавайях я живу в раю

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Как в постоянном отпуске

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Мы все здесь просто потягиваем май тай трясем бедрами и ловим волны

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Они в своем уме Они что думают что мы застрахованы от жизни

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Как они могут подумать что наши семьи менее проблемные

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наш рак менее смертельный

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наши сердечные страдания менее болезненные

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Черт я 15 лет не стоял на доске для серфинга

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Последние 23 дня

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я проживаю в раю капельниц мочеприемников и трахеальных трубок

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Рай

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Рай может идти на хуй

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Mis amigos en el continente

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piensan que porque vivo en Hawái

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vivo en el paraíso

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Como vacaciones permanentes

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Todos estamos afuera tomando mai tai

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sacudiendo nuestras caderas atrapando olas

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Están locos

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Creen que somos inmunes a la vida

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Cómo pueden pensar que nuestras familias están menos arruinadas

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Que nuestros cánceres son menos fatales

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Que nuestras penas son menos dolorosas

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Maldición hace 15 años que no me subo a una tabla de surf

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Durante los últimos 23 días

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he estado viviendo en un paraíso de intravenosas

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bolsas para orinar y tubos endotraqueales

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Un paraíso

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El paraíso puede irse a la mierda

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Duration

49 seconds

Views

10

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:26

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

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Production

Dune Entertainment,Fox Searchlight Pictures,Ad Hominem Enterprises

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Movie Summary

A land baron tries to reconnect with his two daughters after his wife is seriously injured in a boating accident.