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John Milton:
Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
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let me give you a little inside information about God
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God likes to watch
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He's a prankster
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Think about it
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He gives man
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instincts
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He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do
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I swear for his own amusement
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his own private cosmic gag reel
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he sets the rules in opposition
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It's the goof of all time
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Look but don't touch
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Touch but don't taste
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Taste but don't swallow
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And while you're jumping from one foot to the next what is he doing
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He's laughing his sick fucking ass off
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He's a tightass
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He's a sadist
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He's an absentee landlord
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Worship that Never
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Movie Summary
An exceptionally adept Florida lawyer is offered a job at a high-end New York City law firm with a high-end boss - the biggest opportunity of his career to date.
Actors
John Milton
Kevin Lomax
