Eddie Barzoon, Eddie Barzoon. Hah! Oh, I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab,...
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John Milton:
Eddie Barzoon, Eddie Barzoon. Hah! Oh, I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant receptionist. Heh. God's creature, right? God's special creature? Hah! And I've warned him Kevin, I've warned him every step of the way. Watching him bounce around like a fucking game, like a windup toy! Like 250 pounds of self serving greed on wheels. The next thousand years is right around the corner, Kevin, and Eddie Barzoon-take a good look, because he's the poster child for the next millennium! These people, it's no mystery where they come from. You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals, fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse, grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold plated fantasies until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own god, and where can you go from there? And as we're scrambling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet? As the air thickens, the water sours, and even the bees honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity. And it just keeps coming, faster and faster. There's no chance to think, to prepare. It's buy futures, sell futures, when there is no future! We got a runaway train boy, we got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future. Every one of 'em getting ready to fist-fuck god's ex-planet, lick their fingers clean as they reach out toward their pristine, cybernetic keyboards to total up their billable hours. And then it hits home! You gotta pay your own way, Eddie. It's a little late in the game to buy out now! Your belly's too full, your dick is sore, your eyes are bloodshot, and you're screaming for someone to help! But guess what? There's no one there! You're all alone, Eddie. You're god's special little creature. Maybe it's true, maybe god threw the dice once too often. Maybe he let us all down.
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We got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future
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Every one of them is getting ready to fistfuck God's ex planet
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lick their fingers clean
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as they reach out toward their pristine cybernetic keyboards
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to tote up their fucking billable hours
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And then it hits home
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You gotta pay your own way Eddie
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A little late in the game to buy out now
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Give me your watch
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What I like this watch Do you think you're just going to take it
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Your belly's too full your dick is sore
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your eyes are bloodshot and you're screaming for someone to help
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But guess what There's no one there
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You're all alone Eddie You're God's special little creature
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No
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Maybe it's true Maybe God threw the dice once too often
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Maybe he let us all down
Clip duration: 64 seconds
Views: 153
Timestamp in movie: 01h 32m 26s
Uploaded: 24 November, 2022
Genres: drama, mystery, thriller
Summary: An exceptionally adept Florida lawyer is offered a job at a high-end New York City law firm with a high-end boss - the biggest opportunity of his career to date.
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01:04 Let me give you a little inside information about God
00:18 Is there more to it
00:10 Who in their right mind
00:18 What about love
00:31 You sharpen the human appetite
00:36 A woman's shoulders are the frontlines of her mystique
00:30 Don't get too cocky my boy No matter how good you are
00:07 The worst vice is advice
00:27 It's you What about you
00:08 Freedom baby
00:25 There's this beautiful girl just fucked me 40 ways from...
00:09 It's like a bag of fucking bricks
00:14 I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt
00:32 Your vanity
00:08 The virtue of the devil is in his loins
00:11 In the Bible you lose
00:12 Free will it is a bitch
00:56 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
00:07 Behold I send you out as sheep amidst the wolves
00:18 Have we been treating you well