"The Dictator" quotes

The Dictator poster
The heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.

Director: Larry Charles
Writer: Sacha Baron Cohen, Alec Berg, David Mandel
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $59,650,222
Released: 16 May 2012
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

38 Clips

I've discovered this amazing thing - The Dictator 00:31
I've discovered this amazing thing
If this constitution is signed - The Dictator 00:36
If this constitution is signed
Thanks I just - The Dictator 00:10
Thanks I just
Right Are you sure you don't want to stay for some cuddles - The Dictator 00:07
Right Are you sure you don't want to stay for some cuddles
Okay So we gotta get down to business Enough chit chat - The Dictator 00:09
Okay So we gotta get down to business Enough chit chat
And fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses - The Dictator 00:36
And fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses
And I know what I'm talking about - The Dictator 00:06
And I know what I'm talking about
And you're wanted for war crimes - The Dictator 00:06
And you're wanted for war crimes
If you hate Aladeen and you like good food - The Dictator 00:07
If you hate Aladeen and you like good food
I really want to be with you Allison Burgers - The Dictator 00:11
I really want to be with you Allison Burgers
Have you consulted Professor Bobeye Who - The Dictator 00:19
Have you consulted Professor Bobeye Who
So yeah this is my store - The Dictator 00:13
So yeah this is my store
From the mountaintops of North Korea to the jungles of Zimbabwe - The Dictator 00:16
From the mountaintops of North Korea to the jungles of...
Who is it Nadal - The Dictator 00:10
Who is it Nadal
Yo Average American shopper - The Dictator 00:12
Yo Average American shopper
Now let's go back to the palace - The Dictator 00:09
Now let's go back to the palace
Excuse me You guys make a really cute couple together - The Dictator 00:08
Excuse me You guys make a really cute couple together
The police here are such fascists - The Dictator 00:05
The police here are such fascists
This is an historic moment - The Dictator 00:07
This is an historic moment
People of Wadiya - The Dictator 00:36
People of Wadiya
Stop talking to my vagina - The Dictator 00:04
Stop talking to my vagina
I mean I know there's nothing more annoying - The Dictator 00:23
I mean I know there's nothing more annoying
When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets you - The Dictator 00:07
When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets you
It's a girl - The Dictator 00:06
It's a girl
Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex - The Dictator 00:07
Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex
Listen Listen okay - The Dictator 00:36
Listen Listen okay
My name is Zoey I don't care - The Dictator 00:13
My name is Zoey I don't care
Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a day - The Dictator 00:12
Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a day
Are you okay my love What did you step on - The Dictator 00:25
Are you okay my love What did you step on
Hey Sub Saharan - The Dictator 00:08
Hey Sub Saharan
Twenty dollars a day for Internet What the fuck - The Dictator 00:10
Twenty dollars a day for Internet What the fuck
What is your name - The Dictator 00:37
What is your name
Whatever dude Who are you - The Dictator 00:25
Whatever dude Who are you
You seem educated - The Dictator 00:14
You seem educated
I love being an Americans - The Dictator 00:28
I love being an Americans
Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news - The Dictator 00:15
Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news
Are you having a boy or an abortion - The Dictator 00:05
Are you having a boy or an abortion
Why are you guys so anti dictators - The Dictator 00:35
Why are you guys so anti dictators

Cast

Baby Aladeen - Rocky Citron
Aladeen Age 6 - Liam Campora
Doctor - Aasif Mandvi
Patient - Rizwan Manji
Newscaster Voiceover - Rick Chambers
Wadiyan Olympic Official - Elsayed Mohamed
Maroush - Adeel Akhtar
Aide on Balcony - Horatio Sanz
Tamir - Ben Kingsley
Virgin Guard - Elena Goode
Virgin Guard - Nazanin Homa
Virgin Guard - Dawn Jackson
Virgin Guard - Victoria Beltran
Virgin Guard - Danielle Burgio
Virgin Guard - Dominique DiCaprio
Virgin Guard - Aja Frary
Head Nuclear Scientist - Fred Melamed
Assassin - Cuco Usín
Megan Fox - Megan Fox
Homeless Man - Joey Slotnick
NYC Cop - Ian Roberts
Zoey - Anna Faris
News Anchor - Chris Parnell
Secretary General - David Fonteno
Angela Merkel - Anna Katarina
Delegate - Michael Delaney
Delegate - William Fowle
Mr. Lao - Bobby Lee
Gazprom Executive - Olek Krupa
BP Executive - Alan Cox
Romanian Accountant - George Bartenieff
Waiter - Fred Armisen
Angry Wadiyan Diner - Eliyas Qureshi
Mr. Ogden - Chris Elliott
Obnoxious Customer - Jon Glaser
Customer in Bathroom - Daniel Burress
Bratty Kid Customer - Pete Wiggins
Man in Helicopter - Adam LeFevre
Woman in Helicopter - Marceline Hugot
Arresting Officer - Anthony Mangano
Local News Reporter - Melissa Francis
Offended Customer - Tim J. Ellis
Store Customer - Michael Hardart
Health Inspector's Wife - Miriam Tolan
Health Inspector's Son - Zachary Mackiewicz
Funeral Usher - J.B. Smoove
Eldridge Douglas - Hollis Granville
Mourner - Ann Dev'Unay
Friendly Customer - Sondra James
Mom Shopping with Toddler - Tara Copeland
Toddler - Sydney Berry
Pregnant Woman - Kathryn Hahn
Pregnant Woman's Husband - Seth Morris
Mrs. Lao - Kate Pak
Puppeteer - Regina Anne Rizzo
Mugging Victim - Tracey Ruggiero
Aladeen Double - Karl Jacob
Woman in Hotel Window - Marcia DeBonis
Female GMW Host - Nasim Pedrad
Wadiyan Soldier - Mousa Hussein Kraish
Wadiyan Soldier - Neimah Djourabchi
Wadiyan Soldier - Sevan
Wadiyan Soldier - Nadav Malamud
Helicopter Pilot (NYC) - Frédéric North
Helicopter Pilot (NYC) - Fred Hanna
Helicopter Pilot - Bill Richards
Helicopter Pilot (Spain) - Marc Wolff
Helicopter Ground Crew - Cordell King
Palace Guard - Jared Acosta
Aladeen's Mom - Michele Maika
Virgin Guard - Carmel Amit
Press Photographer - Glenn Andreiev
NYPD Officer - Frank Anello
Dinner Patron - Andrew Ayala
Choirboy - Sam Besserman
Secret Service Agent - Akim Black
Protester - Jasmine Hope Bloch
United Nations Delegate - Roger Brenner
Hot Dog Vendor - Lex Campbell
BBC Reporter - Mark Campbell
Minister - Ivan Cardona
NYC Cop - Peter Conboy
Fan of Dictator - Michael Connolly
Power Station Technician - Jeevan D'Souza
UN Protester - Barbara Ann Davison
Jason Sudeikis as Cameraman - Kevin Dedes
Angry Protester - Stephen Dexter
Nurse Svetlana - Olivia Taylor Dudley
UN Protester - Amanda Hope Dutton
Demonstrator in Wadiya - Gad Elmaleh
Protester - Viveca Gardiner
Wadiyan Soldier - Jamahl Garrison-Lowe
Diplomat - Larry Gevirtz
Venezuelan Ambassador - Ruben Roberto Gomez
Angry Protester - Shawn Gonzalez
Bellboy - Sean Grady
NYC Cop - Jeff Grossman
Wadiyan Soldier - Iyad Hajjaj
Etra Head Virgin Guard - Busty Heart
Lab Technician - Moe Hindi
Paparazzo - Michael C Hoaglin
Nuclear Scientist - Haig Hovnanian
UN Protester - James Huffman
Protester - Peter Iasillo Jr.
Olympic Spectator - Sam Ibram
Doorman - Shadner Ifrene
Angry Protester - Sonia Alexia Ioannou
UN Security Guard - Tony Joe
African King - Jaiden Kaine
Scientist - Tanzeel Kayani
UN Representative - Stass Klassen
Servant #1 - Rock Kohli
Japanese Olympic Runner - Alex Kruz
Store Customer - Lisa Landino
Minister - Arash Mokhtar
UN Security - Dushawn Moses
Russian Escort - Joanna Moskwa
Edward Norton - Edward Norton
Prostitute - Kelsey O'Brien
New BBC Interviewer - Anton Obeid
Diplomat - Niyi Oni
Virgin Guard - Adaku Ononogbo
UN Security Councilman - Loukas Papas
Virgin Guard - Yvette Parish
Mortician - Catherine Pierce
Miley Cyrus - Hannah Prichard
Wadiyan Protester - Pablo Puglisi
Virgin Guard - Rosy Ramchandani
Clayton - John C. Reilly
French Restaurant Patron - Andrew Rogers
Power Station Technician - Ross Ryman
Luke Duke - Brian Schreier
Inspector - Garry Shandling
Soldier - Sardor Sodikov
Runner - Jesse Tayeh
Protester in Front of UN Building - Tuna Tekeli
Hotel Security - Marc A. Thomas
Swedish Olympic Runner - Ronnie Tisdale
Nuclear Scientist - Uziman
Army Guard - Chris Victor
Hotel Security - Village
Park Avenue Lady - Barbara Vincent
Soldier - Tony von Halle
Russian Escort - Sylvia Ward
Diplomat - Steven Weisz
Angry Protester - Richard Worsley
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