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Here is the planWe're going to take this helicopter tourand fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknessesRemember we're just two ordinary American touristslooking at the sightsDon't worry nobody gonna

Don't worry, just relax

The Dictator • 2012

Nadal:
Here's the plan: We're going to take this helicopter tour and fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses. Remember, we're just two ordinary American tourists looking at the sights.General Aladeen: Don't worry, nobody gonna suspect anything. It's a great plan, pointy.Nadal:Don't do anything to arouse any suspicions.General Aladeen:Don't worry, I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win four Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.Nadal:Yes you do, because you gave them to yourself!General Aladeen:My performance in 'Aladeen Jones and the Temple of Doom' was outstanding.Nadal:I gave it thumbs down.General Aladeen:Have you seen 'You've Got Mail Bomb'?Nadal:Yes, I've seen them all! They're all terrible movies! Listen to me, okay? You are a terrible actor. I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real.General Aladeen:All right. Can you get me a cloak?Nadal:Why?General Aladeen:Because I think my guy would be wearing a cloak.Nadal:No. Your guy wears an American flag sweatsuit and a sheriff's badge.General Aladeen:I need the sheriff's badge.Nadal:For what? You're the sheriff of American douche-town!General Aladeen:That's rude.Nadal:Listen: We're going to walk over there, act very inconspicuous.General Aladeen:Okay, no problem.Nadal:This has to work.General Aladeen:Don't worry, just relax

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Here is the plan

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We're going to take this helicopter tour

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and fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses

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Remember we're just two ordinary American tourists

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looking at the sights

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Don't worry nobody gonna suspect anything It's a great plan pointy

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Don't do anything to arouse any suspicions

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Don't worry I am Wadiya's number one actor

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You don't win four Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing

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Yes you do because you gave them to yourself

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My performance in Aladeen Jones and the Temple of Doom

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was outstanding

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I give it thumbs down

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Have you seen You've Got Mail Bomb

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Yes I've seen them all They're all terrible movies

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Listen to me Okay

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You are a terrible actor

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I urge you right now keep your performance small and real

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All right can you get me a cloak

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Why

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Because I think my guy would be wearing a cloak

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No your guy wears an American flag sweatsuit and a sheriff's badge

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I need the sheriff's badge

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For what

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You're sheriff of American douche town

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That's rude

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Listen

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We're going to walk over there act very inconspicuous

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Okay No problem This has to work

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Don't worry Just relax

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هنا الخطة

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نحن ذاهبون الى اتخاذ هذه الجولة هليكوبتر

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وتطير فوق لانكستر على الفور نقاط ضعفها

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تذكر نحن فقط اثنين من السياح الأمريكيين العاديين

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تبحث في مشاهد

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لا تقلق لا أحد يشك ستعمل أي شيء انها خطة عظيمة مدبب

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لا تفعل أي شيء لإثارة أي شكوك

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لا تقلق أنا الوادية رقم واحد فاعل

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كنت لا الفوز بأربعة جوائز غولدن غلوب Wadiyan من أجل لا شيء

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نعم قمت بذلك لأنك قدمت لهم لنفسك

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لي جونز في أداء Aladeen وofDoom معبد

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وكانت معلقة

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أعطيها اعترض

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هل رأيت كنت قد حصلت على القنبلة بريد

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نعم لقد رأيت لهم جميعا انهم كل الأفلام الرهيب

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استمع لي حسنا

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كنت لاعبا رهيب

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وأحثكم في الوقت الراهن والحفاظ على الأداء الخاص الصغيرة وحقيقي

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حسنا هل يمكن أن يحصل لي عباءة

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لماذا

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لأنني أعتقد أن الرجل لي أن ترتدي عباءة

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لا الرجل الخاص ترتدي جرزاية العلم الاميركي وشارة قائد شرطة

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ولست بحاجة للشارة الشريف

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عم

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كنت شريف من بلدة الأميركي نضح

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هذا وقحا

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اسمعي

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نحن ذاهبون الى هناك سيرا على الأقدام والتصرف غير واضحة جدا

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حسنا لا توجد مشكلة وهذا له للعمل

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لا تقلق مجرد الاسترخاء

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আম জ নত চ চ ছ য এই চ ঠ এই ছ ল ট ক সবক ছ প ল ট দ ত প র

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চ হ র য় অতট ম ল ন ই

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একট ও ম ল ন ই স গ স ত 'র ছ ল নয়

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গ স ত 'র ক ন সন ত ন ন ই আর ক আজব সময় এই আপদ হ জ র হল

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এই অস য়ত র ম য় দ এই ম স ই শ ষ হব

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আর হঠ ত এক অদ ভ ত ছ ল হ জ র হয়

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য র হ ত ত র মর ম য় র চ ঠ য খ ন ল খ য গ স ত ত র ব ব

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ব য প রট খ বই সন দ হজনক

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এট গ স ত 'র হ য হ য হ য

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আম ক অবশ যই

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ক ন ত ছ ল ট ক ছ ই জ ন ন

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ত র ম ত ক ক ছ ই বল ন গ স ত ক র নয় আর আম ক ও বলত ন কর ছ

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ত ই ন ক স আসল ক চ চ ছ ল ছ ল র জন য একট চ কর

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শ ধ একট চ কর হ য

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ত হল এত চ ন ত কর র ক আছ যদ স এখ ন ক জ কর

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আপন ত ক দ খ র খত প রব ন আর আম ও ক ছ খ জখবর ন ব

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সত যট ব র কর ফ লব

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আম র ঐ ছ ল ট র DNA স য ম পল ল গব

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একট চ ল হল ই হব

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আম আব রও বলছ ব য প রট খ বই সন দ হজনক

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ন শ চয়ই ক ছ গড়বড় আছ

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শ ন ত হ ন স শ ধ ম ত র ক জ র ছ ল আপন ন শ চয়ই ত ক হ য ন ডল করত প রব ন

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Voilà le plan

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on fait le tour en hélicoptère

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On survole l hôtel pour repérer les failles

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On est juste deux touristes américains ordinaires

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On regarde les sites touristiques

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Personne ne se doutera de rien Super plan Pointu

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N'éveillez pas les soupçons

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Pas de souci Je suis la big star du cinéma wadiyen

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Quatre Golden Globes wadiyens ça a se mérite

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Vous vous les êtes attribués

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Dans Aladeen Jones et le Temple maudit

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je suis prodigieux

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Zéro pointé

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Tu as vu vous avez un message piégé

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Je les ai tous vus Des navets

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Écoutez moi

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Vous êtes nul comme acteur

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Là surtout contentez vous d'un jeu sobre et naturel

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Tu as une cape pour moi

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Pourquoi

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Mon touriste en a une

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Il a un survêt en drapeau U S et une étoile de shérif

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Obligé l'étoile

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Pour quoi

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Shérif de Blaireau de Ricain City

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Tu es grossier

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Écoutez

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On va faire quelques pas Soyez le plus naturel possible

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D'accord super D'accord bien

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Ne t'inquiète pas Détends toi

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Verstärkt die Sicherheitsmaßnahmen

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Nichts darf die Unterzeichnung gefährden

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Morgen kommt jemand vom Lancaster

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Kümmere dich um die mafrooms

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und arrangiere sie schön

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Es muss alles perfekt sein

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Zoey Allison Hi

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Als Dankeschön für deinen Einsatz bei der Polizei

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möchte ich dir etwas schenken

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Das ist süß Ja

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Was ist es

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Ich weiß nicht was das sein soll

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Ist okay wirklich

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Nein

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Nein das werde ich sicher nicht tun

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Ich hör sehr viel davon und zu wenig davon

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Jeder hat mit seinen Trieben zu kämpfen

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Aber darum musst du dich alleine kümmern

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Alleine Wie denn

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Du musst dich selbst anfassen

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Ich fass mich nie an Fasst du dich an

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Die meisten gesunden Menschen tun das

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Fold безопасности Подпись не может быть остановлен

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Ханна парень из Lancaster будет завтра

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Возьмите mafroons туда и сделать красивое расположение

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Я хочу чтобы все было идеально

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Зои Allison Привет

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В благодарность что он сделал победит в этом один

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Как мило Что это такое

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Не знаю что есть

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Тихий Тихо Не

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Нет

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Нет я не буду делать этого

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Я вижу многое из этого и ни один из его

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Я понимаю у вас есть потребности

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Но вы должны обрабатывать его в покое

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Одиночку Что Каким образом

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Нужно играть

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Я не играю Вы играете

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Это то что здоровые люди

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Este es el plan

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Damos un paseo en helicóptero

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y vemos los puntos débiles del hotel

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Recuerda somos dos turistas gringos ordinarios

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visitando la ciudad

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Nadie va a sospechar nada Es un buen plan

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No despiertes sospechas

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Tranquilo Soy el mejor actor de Wadiya

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Por algo gané 4 Globos de Oro wadiyanos

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Sí porque tú mismo te premiaste

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Mi actuación en Aladeen Jones y el templo de la perdición

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fue genial

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Opino que fue una porquería

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Has visto Tienes un e mail bomba

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Las he visto todas Son películas espantosas

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Escúchame

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Eres un pésimo actor

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Te aconsejo que tu actuación sea sutil y realista

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Me consigues una capa

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Por qué

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Creo que mi personaje usaría una capa

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No usa una sudadera de bandera americana y una placa de sheriff

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Necesito esa placa

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Para qué

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Eres el sheriff de Pendejolandia

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Eres muy grosero

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Escucha

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Vamos a caminar hacia allá No llames la atención

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No hay problema Debe funcionar

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No te preocupes Calma

Available in 7 languages

Duration

69 seconds

Views

826

Timestamp in Movie

00:43:01

Uploaded

Feb 21, 2026

Genres

Production

Paramount Pictures,Berg Mandel Schaffer Productions,Scott Rudin Productions,Four by Two Films

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Movie Summary

The heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.

Actors

Nadal

Jason Mantzoukas

Aladeen

Sacha Baron Cohen