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The Dictator

Democracy has hairy armpits andcould lose five pounds. Democracy looks like amidget in a...

Democracy has hairy armpits andcould lose five pounds. Democracy looks like amidget in a chemo wig. Democracy, your mothercalled the other day and I forgot to give you the message. It was something very importantabout your grandmother. Democracy kisses youbecause she wants to, not because her father is in thenext room chained to a radiator with electrodes attached to his nipples. Democracy is flawed! She is not perfect! But democracy

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Democracy
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has hairy armpits and could lose five pounds
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Democracy looks like a midget in a chemo wig
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Democracy your mother called the other day
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and I forgot to give you the message
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It was something very important about your grandmother
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Democracy kisses you because she wants to
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not because her father is in the next room chained to a radiator
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with electrodes attached to his nipples
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Democracy is flawed She is not perfect
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But democracy
Available in 5 languages
Duration
42 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
01:25:14
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
Production
Paramount Pictures,Berg Mandel Schaffer Productions,Scott Rudin Productions,Four by Two Films

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Movie Summary

The heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.