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The Dictator

Hold on. What are you... Allison, stop it! You need two hands! But I'm in the middle of...

Hold on. What are you... Allison, stop it! You need two hands! But I'm in the middle of the text. It's coming out!

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Hold on
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What are you
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Allison stop it You need two hands
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But I'm in the middle of the text
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It's coming out
Available in 7 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
97
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:31
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Pictures,Berg Mandel Schaffer Productions,Scott Rudin Productions,Four by Two Films

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Movie Summary

The heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.
I'm really sorry. - The Dictator 00:34
I'm really sorry.
Stop talking to my vagina - The Dictator 00:04
Stop talking to my vagina
Excuse me. - The Dictator 00:26
Excuse me.
I sentence you to life. - The Dictator 00:24
I sentence you to life.
It's a girlWhere's the trash can - The Dictator 00:06
It's a girlWhere's the trash can
You were so amazing down there. - The Dictator 00:08
You were so amazing down there.
It feels so nice to kiss you. - The Dictator
It feels so nice to kiss you.
It feels so nice to kiss you. - The Dictator 00:09
It feels so nice to kiss you.
I don't care. - The Dictator 00:11
I don't care.
You have such a small stomach. - The Dictator 00:15
You have such a small stomach.
Wait, wait. - The Dictator 00:36
Wait, wait.
What I wanted to tell you was this. - The Dictator 00:23
What I wanted to tell you was this.
I really want to be with you Allison Burgers - The Dictator 00:12
I really want to be with you Allison Burgers
And you're wanted for war crimes - The Dictator 00:07
And you're wanted for war crimes
With the signing of the constitution tomorrow morning, democracy in Wadiya is just hours away, and people are in the streets celebrating. - The Dictator 00:14
With the signing of the constitution tomorrow morning,...
What do you think of Admiral General Aladeen? - The Dictator 00:20
What do you think of Admiral General Aladeen?
You are such a schmuckWhy are you speaking Yiddish I picked it upWhat do you mean I picked it up Who picks up YiddishI'm in New YorkWe're trying to erase that country off the mapI don't like the people but I like the way thattheir words really sound like - The Dictator 00:17
You are such a schmuckWhy are you speaking Yiddish I picked...
Look where has being a nice guy gotten you huhStanding on the edge of a bridge about to commit suicideStill wearing CrocsWhat's wrong with CrocsThey are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hopeYou might as well put sweatpants onand go to - The Dictator 00:21
Look where has being a nice guy gotten you huhStanding on...
If this constitution is signedthere will be free press women drivers civil rightsWhat are civil rightsI'll tell you later They're hilariousLook you alone can stop these terrible things from happeningYou are the last great dictatorAll of the others are - The Dictator 00:47
If this constitution is signedthere will be free press women...
From the mountaintops of North Korea to the jungles of Zimbabwelet every child laborer and sweatshop factory worker singOppressed at last Oppressed at lastThank Aladeen I am oppressed at last - The Dictator 00:16
From the mountaintops of North Korea to the jungles of...