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General Aladeen:I love being an Americans! America is number one! Oh, I am from U.S.A.! My father also from U.S.A.! My great-grandfather fought in the American Civil Jihad. I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche.General Aladeen: I've fooled them. Job done.Nadal: So, how are things back at the Palace?General Aladeen: Fine, but guess who's still living in my guest house?Nadal: Ooh, Bin Laden?General Aladeen: Yes, Osama. Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers... And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden?General Aladeen: Hey, do you remember my favorite sports car?Nadal: You mean your Porsche?General Aladeen: Yes... the 911.Nadal:911, it's the best!General Aladeen: So I was driving the 911 near the Palace one day...General Aladeen:and I totally crashed!General Aladeen: It's okay, I've already ordered a new one. A brand new 911 2012.Nadal: You know, while you are here, you should try to see some of the sights such as the Empire State Building and Yankee Stadium.General Aladeen: And I'd love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty.Nadal: Hey, have your old back problems been bothering you?General Aladeen: Oh, it's been terrible! It got so bad that I made myself a back brace.Nadal: Really?General Aladeen: Yes, look, I'm still wearing it.General Aladeen:Hey, my English is getting good. I bet I can count down from five faster than you can!General Aladeen, Nadal:Five, four, three, two, one!
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I love being an Americans
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America is number one
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Oh I am from U S A
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My father also from U S A
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My great grandfather fought in the American Civil Jihad
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I am very proud to be an American
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I am America's number one douche
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I've fooled them Job done
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So how are things back at the Palace
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Fine but guess who's still living in my guest house
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Ooh Bin Laden
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Yes Osama
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Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers
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And how hard is it to put a bath mat down Bin Laden
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Hey do you remember my favorite sports car
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You mean your Porsche
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Yes the 911
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911 it's the best
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So I was driving my 911 near the palace one day
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and I totally crashed
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It's ok I've already ordered a new one
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A brand new 9112012
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You know while you are here you should try to see some of the sights
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such as the Empire State Building
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and Yankee Stadium
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And I'd love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty
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Hey have your old back problems been bothering you
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Oh it's been terrible It got so bad that I made myself a back brace
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Really Yes look I'm still wearing it
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Hey my English is getting good
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I bet I can count down from five faster than you can
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Movie Summary
The heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.
Actors
Nadal
Aladeen
