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I've discovered this amazing thingI have to show you how to do itIt's called self juicingYou put your hand on your bilbul and you rub itand then you can make your own labeneh come outYou don't have to

Because you have everybody executed who tells you anything

The Dictator • 2012

General Aladeen:I've discovered this amazing thing. I have to show you how to do it. It's called self juicing, You put your hand on your bilbul and you rub it, and then you can make your own labeneh come out. You don't have to spend any Rolexes. You don't have to give any dirty diamonds.Nadal:I cannot believe I'm having this conversation with an adult man.General Aladeen:What do you mean? You knew about this?Nadal:Everybody knows about this. We all know about this from the age of 12, 13.General Aladeen:Why does nobody ever tell me anything?Nadal:Because you have everybody executed who tells you anything

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I've discovered this amazing thing

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I have to show you how to do it

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It's called self juicing

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You put your hand on your bilbul and you rub it

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and then you can make your own labeneh come out

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You don't have to spend any Rolexes

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You don't have to give any dirty diamonds

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I cannot believe I'm having this conversation with an adult man

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What do you mean You knew about this

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Everybody knows about this

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We all know about this from the age of 12 13

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Why does nobody ever tell me anything

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Because you have everybody executed who tells you anything

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لقد اكتشفت هذا شيء مدهش

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لدي لتظهر لك كيفية القيام بذلك

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انه دعا عصر العصير النفس

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كنت وضعت يدك على bilbul الخاص بك وأنت فرك

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وبعد ذلك يمكنك ان تجعل labeneh الخاصة بك الخروج

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لم يكن لديك لقضاء أي ساعات رولكس

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لم يكن لديك لإعطاء أي الماس القذرة

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لا أستطيع أن أصدق أواجه هذه المحادثة مع رجل بالغ

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ماذا تقصد كنت أعرف عن هذا الأمر

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يعلم الجميع حول هذا الموضوع

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نحن نعرف كل شيء عن هذا من سن 12 و 13

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لماذا لا أحد يستطيع ان يقول لي شيئا من أي وقت مضى

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لأنك الجميع أعدم الذي يقول لك أي شيء

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এখন এট বলন য আজই ত ম প রথমব র র ন ন কর ছ

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ঠ ক বল ছ ন আম জ নত ম

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আজ আম র দ ব ত য় ত ত য় চত র থ চত র থ দ ন

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স মব র আম প রথম র ন ন কর ছ

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ক ন ত ত র আগ আম অন ক পর ষ ক র র ক জ কর ছ

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হ য হ য আর ওয় ইন ন ও

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ত হল ল ঙ গ ঈন ত ম র আর ক ক পছন দ

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পশ প খ

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ক পশ প খ ক ধরন র

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এমন ত ই ক ক র ব ড় ল ঘ ড় গ ন প গ

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ই দ র

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J'ai découvert un truc extraordinaire

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Je te montrerai comment on fait

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Ça s'appelle faire pleurer Popaul

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Tu places ta main sur ton bilboul et tu le frottes

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et ça fait sortir ton propre labeneh

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Même pas la peine d'acheter des Rolex

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Ni de filer des diamants du sang

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Incroyable d'entendre ça de la bouche d'un adulte

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Quoi Tu le savais

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Tout le monde le sait

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on l'apprend dés l âge de 12 ans

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Pourquoi on me dit rien

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Parce que vous faites exécuter tous ceux qui vous parlent

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Entschuldigung Geh rechts rein

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Noch tiefer Oh mein Gott

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Ich spüre einen Arm

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Das ist mein Finger

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Entschuldigt

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Ihr seid ein süßes Pärchen aber könnt ihr das fortsetzen

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wenn ihr nicht bis zum Ellbogen in meiner Muschi steckt

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Allison hast du den Kopf Ich hab ihn

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Извините

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Боже мой Тема

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Я чувствую себя немного руку

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Мой палец

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Простите пара очень мило

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Но даст на сегодняшний день из моей киски

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Хорошо Allison схватился за голову

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Descubrí algo asombroso

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Tengo que mostrarte cómo hacerlo

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Se llama autojugo

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Pones la mano sobre tu bilbul y lo frotas

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y luego puedes hacer que salga tu labeneh

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No tienes que gastar un Rolex

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No tienes que regalar ningún sucio diamante

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No puedo creer esta conversación con un adulto

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A qué te refieres Conocías esto

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Todo el mundo lo conoce

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Todos lo conocemos desde los 12 13 años

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Por qué nunca nadie me dice nada

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Porque ejecutas a todos los que te dicen algo

Available in 7 languages

Duration

31 seconds

Views

875

Timestamp in Movie

00:54:16

Uploaded

Feb 21, 2026

Genres

Production

Paramount Pictures,Berg Mandel Schaffer Productions,Scott Rudin Productions,Four by Two Films

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Movie Summary

The heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.

Actors

Nadal

Jason Mantzoukas