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The Dictator

Now, show me my nuclear weapons! I can't wait! I can't wait!

Now, show me my nuclear weapons! I can't wait! I can't wait!

Full Transcript

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Now show me my nuclear weapons
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I can't wait I can't wait
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
207
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:04
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Pictures,Berg Mandel Schaffer Productions,Scott Rudin Productions,Four by Two Films

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Movie Summary

The heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.
This is the Beard of Doom rocket? - The Dictator 00:33
This is the Beard of Doom rocket?
Have you consulted Professor Bobeye WhoProfessor Bobeye the one with the incredibly strong forearmsthat are miss sized for his bodyThe man you are discussing is called PopeyeBobeye He is not a professorPopeye is as the song tells us a sailor man - The Dictator 00:19
Have you consulted Professor Bobeye WhoProfessor Bobeye the...
Indulge me For one second pretend that I'm an idiotOkay I'm there - The Dictator 00:06
Indulge me For one second pretend that I'm an idiotOkay...
Oy vey! - The Dictator 00:15
Oy vey!
Now let's go back to the palace - The Dictator 00:13
Now let's go back to the palace
Looks like we need to find a new double. - The Dictator 00:25
Looks like we need to find a new double.
Maroush, I think I dropped an almond in his head. - The Dictator 00:44
Maroush, I think I dropped an almond in his head.
We shot the wrong man. - The Dictator 00:11
We shot the wrong man.
You think this man looks like me? - The Dictator 00:33
You think this man looks like me?
Megan! Megan! You now have herpes. Megan, you were worth every penny. You were super hot. Is my jet - The Dictator 00:37
Megan! Megan! You now have herpes. Megan, you were worth...
Katy Perry said she got a diamond RolexThat's because she let me Aladeen in her face - The Dictator 00:07
Katy Perry said she got a diamond RolexThat's because...
Okay. Right. Are you sure you don't want to stay for some cuddles? - No. - But, please. I really wan - The Dictator 00:08
Okay. Right. Are you sure you don't want to stay for...
Breaking news now. - The Dictator 00:16
Breaking news now.
Next. No, no, no. No. Boring, boring. Come on. Come on. Beloved Oppressor, I have just received dist - The Dictator 00:31
Next. No, no, no. No. Boring, boring. Come on. Come on....
Those gangsters at the UN want me to address them. - The Dictator 00:21
Those gangsters at the UN want me to address them.
Okay. Let's rehearse this. Role play, role play. You, come on. This'll be fun. So, Secretary General - The Dictator 00:39
Okay. Let's rehearse this. Role play, role play. You,...
America! - The Dictator 00:07
America!
Supreme Leader, I took the liberty of hiring some extra security. - The Dictator 00:54
Supreme Leader, I took the liberty of hiring some extra...
Supreme Leader, the suite has been renovated to your specifications. - The Dictator 00:06
Supreme Leader, the suite has been renovated to your...
Twenty dollars a day for Internet? - The Dictator 00:19
Twenty dollars a day for Internet?