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[Ozzy Osbourne arrives at the pool, wearing only a bath robe] Ozzy Osbourne:
Let's have some fucking fun, huh? Nikki Sixx:
Morning, Oz. [Ozzy approaches an elderly couple] Ozzy Osbourne:
Oh, you guys need some drinks, eh? Well, drinks are on me. [Ozzy moons the elderly woman with a dollar bill stuck between his buttocks] Ozzy Osbourne:
Take it. Go on! Come on! It's like a piggy bank in there. All right, I'll just leave it there for you. [the elderly couple leaves in disgust while Ozzy approaches Mötley Crüe] Ozzy Osbourne:
Drinks are on me! Drinks are on me! Tommy Lee:
Morning, Oz. Ozzy Osbourne:
Hey. Nikki Sixx:
I'll take a refill. [Ozzy flashes the band] Tommy Lee:
Gross! [Ozzy climbs the lifeguard chair] Nikki Sixx:
I gotta hand it to you, Oz. All these years, and you're still Keeping up with us kids. Ozzy Osbourne:
Keeping up with them? I've fucking lapped you, mate! Now come here and have a talk with your Uncle Oz. Come on. Come on. [the band approaches Ozzy] Ozzy Osbourne:
Now, this is your first real tour, right? I want you to be careful. Have fun, but know when to say when. 'Cause a life full of booze, drugs, and unprotected sex is only gonna fuck you up, man. I mean, you take it too far, and you'll go fucking mad! [Ozzy jumps off the lifeguard chair] Ozzy Osbourne:
And give me a straw. I fancy a bump. Nikki Sixx:
Oh, man. Tommy Lee:
All right, we're all out of blow, dude. Vince Neil:
Man, we're out. Ozzy Osbourne:
I said I want a bump. [looking at Tommy] Ozzy Osbourne:
Straw, please. [Tommy gives Ozzy his whiskey straw] Tommy Lee:
Okay. [Ozzy smiles, then gets down and snorts a line of ants with the straw] Nikki Sixx:
Oh, fuck. [Ozzy gets up] Ozzy Osbourne:
You think you're ready for that, man? Do ya? Huh? Do You think you're ready for that? [Ozzy starts urinating on the pool floor] Tommy Lee:
[waving at the other guests]
Sorry. Ozzy Osbourne:
Everybody else has a drink. [Ozzy gets down to lick his urine, scaring off the other guests] Tommy Lee:
You're a god, dude. Nikki Sixx:
Crazy fucker. Watch this. [Nikki urinates on the pool floor, but before he gets down, Ozzy shoves him away and licks Nikki's urine off] Tommy Lee:
I can't unsee that!
Let's have some fucking fun, huh? Nikki Sixx:
Morning, Oz. [Ozzy approaches an elderly couple] Ozzy Osbourne:
Oh, you guys need some drinks, eh? Well, drinks are on me. [Ozzy moons the elderly woman with a dollar bill stuck between his buttocks] Ozzy Osbourne:
Take it. Go on! Come on! It's like a piggy bank in there. All right, I'll just leave it there for you. [the elderly couple leaves in disgust while Ozzy approaches Mötley Crüe] Ozzy Osbourne:
Drinks are on me! Drinks are on me! Tommy Lee:
Morning, Oz. Ozzy Osbourne:
Hey. Nikki Sixx:
I'll take a refill. [Ozzy flashes the band] Tommy Lee:
Gross! [Ozzy climbs the lifeguard chair] Nikki Sixx:
I gotta hand it to you, Oz. All these years, and you're still Keeping up with us kids. Ozzy Osbourne:
Keeping up with them? I've fucking lapped you, mate! Now come here and have a talk with your Uncle Oz. Come on. Come on. [the band approaches Ozzy] Ozzy Osbourne:
Now, this is your first real tour, right? I want you to be careful. Have fun, but know when to say when. 'Cause a life full of booze, drugs, and unprotected sex is only gonna fuck you up, man. I mean, you take it too far, and you'll go fucking mad! [Ozzy jumps off the lifeguard chair] Ozzy Osbourne:
And give me a straw. I fancy a bump. Nikki Sixx:
Oh, man. Tommy Lee:
All right, we're all out of blow, dude. Vince Neil:
Man, we're out. Ozzy Osbourne:
I said I want a bump. [looking at Tommy] Ozzy Osbourne:
Straw, please. [Tommy gives Ozzy his whiskey straw] Tommy Lee:
Okay. [Ozzy smiles, then gets down and snorts a line of ants with the straw] Nikki Sixx:
Oh, fuck. [Ozzy gets up] Ozzy Osbourne:
You think you're ready for that, man? Do ya? Huh? Do You think you're ready for that? [Ozzy starts urinating on the pool floor] Tommy Lee:
[waving at the other guests]
Sorry. Ozzy Osbourne:
Everybody else has a drink. [Ozzy gets down to lick his urine, scaring off the other guests] Tommy Lee:
You're a god, dude. Nikki Sixx:
Crazy fucker. Watch this. [Nikki urinates on the pool floor, but before he gets down, Ozzy shoves him away and licks Nikki's urine off] Tommy Lee:
I can't unsee that!
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Let's have some fucking fun huh
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Morning Oz You guys need some drinks eh
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Well drinks are on me
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Take it Go on
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Come on
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It's like a piggy bank in there
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All right I'll just leave it there for you
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Drinks are on me
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Drinks are on me Morning Oz
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Hey I'll take a refill
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Gross
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I gotta hand it to you Oz
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All these years and you're still keeping up with us kids
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Movie Summary
Based on the bestselling autobiography from Mötley Crüe, the film is an unflinching tale of success and excess as four misfits rise from the streets of Hollywood to the heights of international fame.
Actors
Ozzy Osbourne
Nikki Sixx
Tommy Lee
Vince Neil
