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The Disaster Artist

Don't talk to robo-crab, he's shy

Tommy Wiseau:
Don't talk to robo-crab, he's shy

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And don't look at robot crab He shy
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
8,995
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:41
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
New Line Cinema,Rabbit Bandini Productions,Point Grey Pictures,Good Universe,RatPac Entertainment,Ramona Films

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Movie Summary

An aspiring actor in Hollywood meets an enigmatic stranger by the name of Tommy Wiseau, the meeting leads the actor down a path nobody could have predicted; creating the worst movie ever made.

Actors

James Franco
Tommy Wiseau
James Franco
Dave Franco
Greg
Dave Franco
When, um, when I, when I get up - The Disaster Artist 00:15
When, um, when I, when I get up
I just, I want, I want that. I want what, what you have. - The Disaster Artist 00:06
I just, I want, I want that. I want what, what you have.
I'll play the man, The Lightning-Rod Man. - The Disaster Artist 00:05
I'll play the man, The Lightning-Rod Man.
H... Have I the honor... A visit, uh, from the illustrious g-god, - The Disaster Artist 00:08
H... Have I the honor... A visit, uh, from the illustrious g...
So stood, stood he in, in the Greek statue, uh, of old, - The Disaster Artist 00:08
So stood, stood he in, in the Greek statue, uh, of old,
- Yeah. What you doing? - If you be he or his viceroy, - The Disaster Artist 00:08
- Yeah. What you doing? - If you be he or his viceroy,
I have to thank you for this noble storm you have, - The Disaster Artist 00:06
I have to thank you for this noble storm you have,
And what are these particular precautions of yours? - The Disaster Artist 00:05
And what are these particular precautions of yours?
Uh... Know you not that, uh, yon... - The Disaster Artist 00:05
Uh... Know you not that, uh, yon...
Yon iron bar is a swift conductor? - The Disaster Artist 00:05
Yon iron bar is a swift conductor?
Uh... Are, are you frantic? Are you frantic? - The Disaster Artist 00:06
Uh... Are, are you frantic? Are you frantic?
Never touch bell wire in a thunderstorm. - The Disaster Artist 00:05
Never touch bell wire in a thunderstorm.
- Nor ring a bell of any sort. - Wow! - The Disaster Artist 00:06
- Nor ring a bell of any sort. - Wow!
Chuckling sigh Tommy that felt fucking amazing manThere you go Now you're acting Greg - The Disaster Artist 00:07
Chuckling sigh Tommy that felt fucking amazing manThere you...
Tommy, that felt fucking amazing, man. - The Disaster Artist 00:05
Tommy, that felt fucking amazing, man.
That was like Shakespeare. - The Disaster Artist 00:05
That was like Shakespeare.
Los Angeles everybody want to be starAll the pretty boysthey lining up for their big shotJust uh Just have to get lucky I guessNo No It's not luck GregGreg you have to be the bestYou have to be the best you can beAnd never give up - The Disaster Artist 00:27
Los Angeles everybody want to be starAll the pretty boysthey...
Los Angeles, everybody want to be star. - The Disaster Artist 00:06
Los Angeles, everybody want to be star.
All the pretty boys, - The Disaster Artist 00:07
All the pretty boys,
No. No. It's not luck, Greg. - The Disaster Artist 00:07
No. No. It's not luck, Greg.